chloe

people try to humble you because you make them feel like a loser

How to apologize to me:

The fact that we have to fight old Men to not have sex with children is wild.

Mike Tyson - A thread 🧵 1. Mike Tyson walking his tiger, 90's

me because I can’t control my face when I’m irritated

I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death

@melknighton1 Do you still have this?

Me whenever i get a chance

NAH JOEY MIGHT BE THE WICKEDEST OF THEM ALL #loveIsland twitter.com/3xathreat/stat…

me thinking about a sweet treat

all i want to do is travel the world and look pretty :

“How’s your sleep schedule?” Me:

me trying to get 8 hours of sleep in just 3 hours

me with 8hrs of sleep:

me running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work

this is not a want, it’s A NEED

tom looking angry, callum turning his head to see molly already staring at him, molly and callum both progressively beginning to smirk whilst jess and tom wallow, to me that's cinema. #loveisland