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@MumbiMutuko Had this been a Ugandan hotel, every comment would be insulting and blaming one single man. I love the maturity in Kenyans kabiisa

After operating for 53 years in Kenya, Hilton Hotel will officially close its doors in 52 days.

@BantuLanguages Omwitsukhulu singular, abitsukhulu plural in lukonzo Uganda

Is your (Ntu) language part of those having a word for "grandchild" ending with "kulu"?

Afazaali DJ Bikini compensates with her body ...naye Zato 😭😂

If your child gets angry quickly, the reason might be you have not praised them enough. They get attention misbehaving.

Asking for directions in Kitende kitovu😂😂😂😂😂

@irumanyika Who did the statistics. What factors did you quantify to come to these figures

Imagine if we all returned missed calls, Uganda loses over UGX 10 billion, in missed opportunities due to the failure to return calls. Call back please! #EconomicsThatWorks

@charitymuganda @aboke2025 @qataharraymond Is it the old hajji?

@DoreenNasaasira No you dont

I called my girlfriend at 10pm yesterday her phone was busy for over an hour, today l called to ask her who she was talking to at night for long hrs she said she'll give answers to my questions after l marry her.l feel disrespected. Does she love me? Don't l hv a right to ask?

@_chef2b_ Trust will always be important to me

Hey beautiful people, a friend needs general advice Here’s the question “What would you choose between being a second wife to a financially stable man or the first wife to a broke untrustworthy man?” Words used aren’t mine , she’s gonna see your opinions so be kind 🙏🏻

@bamwinejnr Mother manjeri bursar is so rude eeesh

I think high skul bursars are the rudest people in the whole world man 😢😂🚮

@MaamaKampala21 vacancyedu.com/14-phd-degree-… ☝🏽 I crosschecked before posting. They are legit. Also available on Jobb Norge and the websites for the different departments. Some have deadlines this month. Please share with those who could benefit from the opportunities

If you know where one can get a fully funded scholarship abroad , kindly dm✌️

@humphreymartins They sleep and watch TV all day when everyone has gone to work. Infact they enjoy the house resources more than any other family member.

Somewhere in this country a house maid sleeps at 12:30am after washing supper dishes then wakes up a 4:30 am to prepare the boss's kid for school. Maids hardly rest .I think this is why most of them Don't come back when go for XMas.

@elenaxlugo This is the cutest thing I have seen today. Went to my brothers graduation and saw a little girl taking pictures of her dad who had just graduated too. It was JUST them two. I was crying she was so proud of him 🥺 pic.twitter.com/DTBQSgvfiu

@kirya_ug There is one on Jumia, flexible for home use at only 180,000 Ug shs. Try it....it's quick and can make enough for family

The way my gal loves ice cream am going to buy an ice cream machine and place at home, how much is it?

@GalaxyFMUg An engineer marrying a fundi. A pastor marrying from his floak.

We have witnessed a doctor marrying a patient, loans officer marrying a defaulter. What else have you witnessed??

@NkhosiLa @EswatiniGovern1 Speak to Yahweh, he who lives in you, speak and command your lungs to get well. You have the power over your life through the name of Jesus Christ. Try it......it sounds like fiction at first, but it works wonders.

Dear @EswatiniGovern1 my name is Nompilo Dlamini battling a chronic lung disease and I’ve been turned back from the hospital because it doesn’t have antibiotics or any more meds to assist me in the fight for my life, I’m going back to my bed and wait for death 💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭

@real_lawrenceUG @miss_steinerr True

@miss_steinerr Lawrence. That name is blessed most if not all turn out to be wealthy

Name suggestions for a boy pliz😂🙏🏼 my aunt has given me a big role to name my cousin

@brucebonkie That's not even close to correct if you are building a standard 3 bedroomed house.

2 sinotrucks of sand (each of 25m³) can build an entire 3 bedroom house of average floor area 150sqm. I proved this. It would save you more than when you buying bu forward trucks (3.5m³) in a long run

@Derickbusindo Obwokwe

How do you call these things in your local language 🤔?

@Ampeire_ @qataharraymond Focus my brother focus. We are mourning. Let sleeping dogs.....

@qataharraymond Regional referral can’t cater for the injured of over around 67 but the leaders are running up and and down organising an idiots birthday party just to promote their selfish gains instead of lobbying for what the hospital lacks Sad indeed

Just learned the full scale of the horrible bus accident in Fortportal in the Kiamara tea estate. Police say death toll is 20 people [Most definitely higher from on-ground sources], the regional referral has been overwhelmed and is unable to handle the emergency. Truly sad!