diet cig

I got banned from Omaha buy/sell/trade for this 🚽

and sometimes I believe in god. punishing for lack of faith.

@Emmys would watch

My coworker said that I should do stand up because I was really funny and charismatic, which is just the fuel I need to become insufferable

nine months sober.

@fairlychoosy ?

Mormons knew wtf they were doing w dirty soda

come and change my body come and take the dim black breath from my lungs

@annaxdean thank you 🫶🏻🫶🏻

ain’t been around much lately but Im still alive. hit 8 months sober yesterday. life is cool.

start everyday with a please. end everyday with a thank you.

release your inhibitions. feel the rain on your skin.

@v3r0nica___ that would be one lucky cat

rip to pete rose, the original ohtani

@emma_____weaver listen to billy strings

new ben bohmer album nobody fucking talk to me!!!!

Oakland 4ever <3

@fairlychoosy pink/orange

she’s leaving you

a chick singing along to the song you picked on touch tunes counts as a body

@messy_mustard first like

@Emmys I know..

Idk about hot but I’ve been thinking about going back to brunette for fall so I’m going to use this as an excuse to ponder the past

@fairlychoosy no idea I didn’t know people knew. he’s just a reaction in my phone

@chodetug What’s that guy’s name again

Would you subject yourself to brain damage for $200 million?