chody

coworker just venmo’d me $150 to take her shift

locking in brand deals 🤞🏻

Jun Song is so fucking fierce

Canadian mayo pissing me off

oh shit I totally forgot it’s bring your open mouth wet cough to the coffee shop day

I like this cause Roku is the disabled raccoon of streaming

@ludensee When my ex did that is when I knew it wasn’t meant to be

nothing turns me off like a guy who covers his ears from a passing siren

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Good morning im in the fridge

My favorite tweet

@adrnvic Everyone cheered

I’m straight but… that’s incredible

It was a perfect illusion

@davviion Let me find a pen

@chodypatrick you can send me a letter

I want a penpal but I don’t want to reveal where I live to anyone

If I had kids I’d want them to be like iJustine

Tasmanian American today

which one is giving there ain’t no doubt I love this land realness?

We need a word for when you like a shirt so you click on the picture but it’s actually advertising the pants

Yeah I’ve heard good things! I don’t know if I have Apple TV right now but I’ll definitely check it out. On another topic, do you think I am capable of being loved genuinely

What $140 shirt am I gonna see online today?