Spreadsheet Samurai📈

I have seen a lot of people say marriage is not an achievement and agree with them in totality but...but whenever I am referred to as "monn'a Rekopang". My tall, black, rough around the edges self's knees become weak🤣🤣🤣🤣 Achievement a kalo bophelong baka😊

[WATCH] "Before I arrived, I cannot tell you how many people told me I'd fall in love with the country. It's only taken two months, and that has happened." - US Ambassador to SA Brent Bozell #Newzroom405

• AGGRAVATED ASSAULT W/A WEAPON • ASSAULT • DUI Jacobus Lodevickus Janse Van Rensburg is a criminal illegal alien from South Africa.

Rosalia walked so we can run

@Zust_N Points ke ea e bona. Afrika e ntenela ho tura. Less travel budget you could go to Asia. But KE is not bad

Ola @chomeyD

Social Media is so misleading, countries may seem xenophobic or races & genders seemingly hateful. Only because the loudest imbeciles won’t log off. The sensible are silent. If you make conclusions based on tweets you’re basically part of the imbecile club🤞🏿

Congratulations to my dear friend @CyrilRamaphosa and his team for this G20 Summit, the first ever on the African continent. Hand in hand as we look ahead to the French G7 Presidency!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “element of evil” I hate that I get it.

Friday motivation by ntate Leraisa: “Bophelo ke tla bo latella joalo ka ha moea o latella lethuela. Haeba ho oa tloloa, ke tla tlola e sa le ka mafifi, bo sa robetse. E re tsatsi le chaba, bo ntemoha, ke e be emelletse thokoana, ke se ntse ke rabaka. Ha ke ho rate ho sokola!” 🔥

Sometimes I think that Christians created the devil to avoid accountability.

@_RealScotlande They’ve been at Eastgate for as long as I can remember hey. They got me back in 2014 😭 the scammer was nogal pregnant in real life and accomplice was a middle aged ZCC badge wearing woman. I never stood a chance 😩

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“If you dont have enough money to buy it in cash! You cannot afford it! You need to act your wage!” Frank

I had fun with these 2 going at each other🫡 I have watched both their shows since October the 7th but this particular show was 🙌🏿 while I have strong views on the matter, I kept changing sides this on this one.

@senekanei Nooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@chomeyD Come to us direct 😂😂😂😂😂

Entlek, masep’a “I love winter” 🥶🤧

@ApostleDeza @itustroll_ @Vodacom @Sinawo_Thambo @SixoGcilishe Comprehension 😭

@itustroll_ @Vodacom @Sinawo_Thambo @SixoGcilishe Are you aware that LTE coverage doesn’t include rural areas where majority of our people stay? Don’t tell me about your city offers…I’m here representing the majority of our people. Mnqundu ka “a bit of research” nxa!

The @Vodacom Representative is LYING To Parliament‼️‼️‼️ “1 GB was R85 and TODAY you can buy 5GB for R99” There is NO ONE is South Africa Buying 5GB for R99! Bathong! I hope Cmsr @Sinawo_Thambo & Cmsr @SixoGcilishe hold this man accountable for his White Lies! 😒🚮 #NoToDataExpiration

@mashoata A friend once claimed medication in SA is expensive because Doctors prescribe better hee hee! Ka mo joetsa a skaba tloaela mesebetsi ea mmuso oa Lesotho sebono!

Trickle down economics would mean I got to a private hospital ke patalisoe 500 for consultation and 600 for the meds. Mosono hle.

I believe in public healthcare so much man. I remember going for a consultation there at QMMH and I paid a total M25.00; 1. Consultation 2. Bukana 3. Meds That service should be available forever to all of us. That is why state capacitation is important.

@TakaTina1 @AfricaFactsZone @KeKe44053461 U tena HN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

US President Donald Trump's Tariffs on Goods and Services from African Countries Lesotho 🇱🇸 - 50% Madagascar 🇲🇬 - 47% Mauritius 🇲🇺 - 40% Botswana 🇧🇼 - 37% Angola 🇦🇴 - 32% Libya 🇱🇾 - 31% South Africa 🇿🇦 - 30% Algeria 🇩🇿 - 30% Tunisia 🇹🇳 - 28% Namibia 🇳🇦 - 21% Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 - 18% Zambia 🇿🇲 - 17% Malawi 🇲🇼 - 17% Mozambique 🇲🇿 - 16% Nigeria 🇳🇬 - 14% Equatorial Guinea 🇬🇶 - 13% Chad 🇹🇩 - 13% Democratic Republic of Congo 🇨🇩 - 11% Cameroon 🇨🇲 - 11% Egypt 🇪🇬 - 10% Morocco 🇲🇦 - 10% Kenya 🇰🇪 - 10% Ethiopia 🇪🇹 - 10% Togo 🇹🇬 - 10% Ghana 🇬🇭 - 10% Tanzania 🇹🇿 - 10% Senegal 🇸🇳 - 10% Uganda 🇺🇬 - 10% Gabon 🇬🇦 - 10% Liberia 🇱🇷 - 10% Benin 🇧🇯 - 10% Congo 🇨🇬 - 10% Djibouti 🇩🇯 - 10% Rwanda 🇷🇼 - 10% Sierra Leone 🇸🇱 - 10% Eswatini 🇸🇿 - 10% Sudan 🇸🇩 - 10% Niger 🇳🇪 - 10% Guinea 🇬🇳 - 10% Mali 🇲🇱 - 10% Cabo Verde 🇨🇻 - 10% Burundi 🇧🇮 - 10% Mauritania 🇲🇷 - 10% Gambia 🇬🇲 - 10% Eritrea 🇪🇷 - 10% South Sudan 🇸🇸 - 10% Guinea Bissau 🇬🇼 - 10% Central African Republic 🇨🇫 - 10% Sao Tome & Principe 🇸🇹 - 10% Comoros 🇰🇲 - 10%

@iamhumanZA @eNCA It’s mind boggling how some humans find negativity even in the middle of something good🙌🏿

@eNCA Why are y’all mad at this investment? Didn’t y’all say SA needs investments? Or was it supposed to come from Trump and Elon the big racists and liars?

EU unveils 4.7-bn-euro investment package for South Africa enca.com/business/eu-un…