Mark Rose

We can dream

Outrun in 26 of our 30 Premier League games so far 🫠

Some basic facts: • 2 league wins since September 20th • 4 wins in 15 (all comps) • Failed to score in first half in 10 of 15 league games • Thrown away 2-goal lead four times this season • 15 wins in the last 33 games (all comps)

This Liverpool team are so committed to boiling the piss of rival fans with these late goals.

Burnley didn't have a single touch in the opposition box in the second half of the game versus Liverpool today. Liverpool had 41 in the Burnley box, with the last of those being Mohamed Salah's match-winning penalty.

How about we celebrate the great signings without disrespecting the PL champions?

Just ran the math, we only have £67.2M left of the Coutinho money

Newcastle fans have been in denial all summer, but Alexander Isak is finally joining Liverpool. This calls for a special... #FanDenial. 18+ GambleAware | #LFC | #NUFC

40.8% - The ball was in play for just 40.8% of tonight's game between Newcastle and Liverpool, the lowest percentage in a Premier League match since February 2010 (40% in Stoke 3-0 Blackburn). Stoppages.

Liverpool had no right to win that game but here we are.

Short of cutting his arm off it’s difficult to know what Tarkowski’s supposed to do. Refs told to look for 3 things with handball. Deliberate movement of arm away from body. None. Clear additional arm movement. None. Arm position makes body position bigger & is unjustifiable. No.

Virgil (rightly but with mitigation through illness & missed game) received criticism for his performance & organisation vs Palace In 5 days - as if ever in doubt - you see him bounce back & his 2nd half numbers are ridiculous His overall numbers very high and unusual for a Liverpool centre back defensively 2nd half alone Clearances 14/14 Headed clearances 12/12 Aerial duels 7/7 @StatsZone ⬇️ Loads more to get stuck in to on Review @TheAnfieldWrap being recorded tomorrow

17 - Virgil van Dijk made 17 clearances against Bournemouth, 13 of which were headed clearances; both were his most in a single Premier League game for Liverpool, on what was his 235th such appearance. Dominance.

Don't you dare sell our sweet prince @LFC

Konate is having a mare

Ah, Antoine Semenyo reported an alleged racist comment made in his direction. Obviously, we're fully behind the player if so. Absolutely vile and putrid, and the offending fan(s) should get a lifetime ban.

Another year, another season where officials are... *plays catchy tune* ...utterly incompetent!

Never has a team that's so bad at penalties been so good at winning penalty shootouts.

Our lad from Portugal. Forever ❤️