chonney
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a rolexes value is in its ability to contribute as an alt self marketing tool through weird social ape signals. the moment someone sees a rolex they immediately want to know “what does this person do?” which can be an easy opener for a lot of people
all that to say i still think buying a rolex is kid shit
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This market feels completely uninvestable
- S&P at ATHs
- Gold at ATHs
- Housing is fucked
- Bonds are useless
- Dollar is melting
Every asset looks overpriced
WHERE DO YOU EVEN PUT YOUR MONEY?
Kalshi@Kalshi
JUST IN: S&P 500 hits all-time high of 7,400
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been inside the @skye beta for a while now and i want to say this clearly - ambient AI is going to change how people use their phones forever.
it just surfaces what matters before you even think to check.
your home screen finally has a brain. and once you experience that for a week straight, every other phone interface starts feeling outdated.
the future is calm/quiet, contextual, and personal. Skye is already building it.
you’ll see it…. anyways skye says goodnight peeps

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this woman doesn’t need a matchmaker. she needs to accidentally book the wrong airbnb in a mountain town called pine hollow.
it’s december. there’s one coffee shop, one christmas tree farm, & one emotionally unavailable man named jake who owns a struggling bookstore despite somehow having perfect stubble, a golden retriever, & unresolved grief from a fiancee who left him for a private equity guy in denver.
she arrives in a black suv, wearing a cashmere coat, trying to take a “clarity weekend” before interviewing $80k/year matchmakers in nyc.
the town hates her immediately because she asks if they have oat milk.
jake says, “we have milk.”
she says, “from what?”
tension.
then a snowstorm hits. her flight gets canceled. her phone dies. the only place with wifi is jake’s bookstore, which is called “second chances”.
over the next 4 days, she helps him realize the store doesn’t need to close, it just needs a better merchandising strategy, a paid newsletter, & a tasteful espresso machine. he teaches her how to chop firewood, slow down, & pronounce “community” like it isn’t a fund thesis.
by day 5, she has accidentally saved the town’s winter festival.
by day 6, she is wearing flannel.
by day 7, the high end matchmaker calls with “an incredible candidate” who is 42, divorced, skis, runs a family office, says he’s “emotionally available,” lives in tribeca, has 3 phones.
she looks across the bookstore at jake reading to local kids while his dog sleeps under a table.
she says, “i’m going to pass.”
cut to one year later & she has opened a bookstore wine bar called “due diligence.” jake still owns the original bookstore because hallmark cannot handle cap table complexity. she’s pregnant with twins. the golden retriever has a red bow. the matchmaker sends a christmas card.
“turns out the best match was the one not in the database.”
roll credits.

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@sayinshallah woah bro take an addy, just buy sp500 forever and never watch candles again
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Dear @sama
Please refer to GPT as gipidy (jipidy). It's much nicer to say that way
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@scaling01 people who use local models are the same folks that do HAM radio and oscilloscope art
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