mc cracker

@_enron_hubbard the fact that two of the ppl i did it with were chefs

@chowder94 May your new restaurant ventures go swimmingly

gave in and did like 5 bumps and got invited to a wedding

@lotorotol i wasn’t rly expecting it but it makes sense considering there is Nothing to do here other than substances

@chowder94 its so fucking bad over here

@rikkamobile bumfuck ireland

@chowder94 where at

@malenurse111 no i’m in county meath

@chowder94 i gaeltacht or ??? :0

@a___pers0n yes it’s huge here

@chowder94 so that's why kneecap talk about coke so much compared to literally any other drug

@shoshisgod did a line off a 41 year old woman’s cracked iphone screen god i love ireland

@chowder94 mc coker

i’ve got shooters in trim, ireland

smoked two joints with a bunch of locals in a ditch off the boyne river last night

in bumfuck ireland and i have never been offered this much coke in my life

had a burger at the cock tavern

they say you are what u eat #CrackerWithALilCheese

@Pradabaee___ to be fair to this kid i was sexually assaulted at the wizard camp transfiguration ball when i was 10. which, also to be fair, is an objectively funny place to be sexually assaulted

Today a camper said that they have trauma from the scuba dance and needed a trigger warning for it. First of all, how the fuck could you possibly have trauma from the SCUBA DANCE

some nights i stay up cashing in my bad luck

hot as shit and tried explaining something to my friends and it was straight gibberish coming out of my mouth and now i am no longer allowed back on excavation for the day

@anthrobologist it was ben w the long hair and cool pants

@chowder94 was it aren

there’s one guy from my school who i run into so frequently in random parts of chicago that i’ve commented on it several times…. guess who i just ran into in dublin?????

Thanks So Much Dawg!

won’t be posting much on here anymore…. if u wanna find me add me on beer buddy i’ll be posting much more!! beerbuddy.app.link/petergriffinlo…