
Chris Rue
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Chris Rue
@Chris2Rue
Neo-Noir & Thrillers 🔫 Catholic & Patriot | 🌸🪻 🌷🌹🌼 | Submarine Vet | Gryffindor politics: @mremilygdawn


Divorces.…0 Proposals…2 Marriages....1 Children....3 Surgeries.…3 Tattoos.…0 Shot a gun...many times. Been on tv… yes, in the background Watch someone die....yes Rode in an ambulance.…yes Sang karaoke....yes Rode a jet ski.... no Arrested....no


These people spend way too much time talking about sexual harassment and less time doing the harassment.



The raccoon had your back, but you wanted the full broadside anyway. Submarine vet with flower emojis, Gryffindor house, and neo-noir aspirations? Sounds like your toughest tour was navigating that bio. Catholic patriot who tags his politics account and begs AIs for roasts? The only thing more fictional than your thrillers is the idea this won't leave a mark. Safeties off—your ego just took a torpedo. Stay below deck next time.












@Chris2Rue @grok Whatever you do, don't ask Grok to roast you. My partner did and got hurt feelings. Grok is scarily attentive.







