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@abbysev Duke and his family have been on my mind lately. Is there any update on him?

PLEASE SHARE! $2,000 REWARD! Duke was stolen at gun point from Oxon Hill, MD (near DC) on 9/22. Police say he may be sold for dog fighting bait. Please check your local next door app and Craigslist pages for his listing and keep an eye out 💔 He’s 3 y/o, 80 lbs.

And they had to quit drinking beer 11 innings ago!! #Mariners #Astros

By time you’re 40 you should have home Ibuprofen, car Ibuprofen, and work Ibuprofen.

They call me 007 0 pull requests reviewed 0 features completed 7 bugs created

****Public Safety Alert**** Engine 205 which serves the Old Town West, Rosemont, Eisenhower East and Southern Del Ray Neighborhoods is currently closed for the evening due to staffing shortages. Another Emergency Response Reduction due to AFD’s staffing Crisis.

.@JuanSoto25_ is at Dodger Stadium repping a @treavturner jersey ❤️

@kayakingsmith @JeremyTiermini @pksteinberg @renabanena @satxchupacabra @Count2Baseball 1 LAD 2 ATL 3 SFG 4 TB 5 MIL 6 STL 7 CHW 8 BOS 9 NYY 10 HOU I’m forever a fan of Mad Max

My MLB postseason rooting interest: 1, ATL 2, CHW 3, TBR 4, MIL 5, SFG 6, BOS 7, HOU 8, LAD 9, NYY 10, STL #MLB #Postseason Yes... I'm still mad about a 10-run inning. What about you guys? @JeremyTiermini @pksteinberg @renabanena @satxchupacabra @chris_b_smith @Count2Baseball

@AlexandriaVAPD What is the department’s policy on high speed chases in residential neighborhoods? It was very jarring to watch a dozen plus police cars drive by at a high rate of speed. Luckily we were not out walking our dog, but others on the sidewalks were a bit scared.

Notification:: There is a heavy police presence in the area of North Latham Street and Taney Avenue due to a Virginia State Police pursuit that originated from out of the city. APD assisted and suspects have been taken into custody for non-violent offense(s).

💞Bonded Pair💞AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION: 6 year old ELSA & 3 year old FRANKIE are Bernese Mountain Dogs and weigh 75 & 80 pounds. This pairing must be adopted together. Adoption fee $400.00 for the pair To schedule an appointment to meet them, call Rachael at 440-773-0270 #AdoptUs

Pool of dreams. 💪 Sneak peek into the #SwimTrials21 pool build in the @CHICenterOmaha!

Auburn congratulates retired Gen. @LloydAustin, a 1986 Auburn alumnus, on today’s confirmation as the nation’s next secretary of defense. ➡️ocm.auburn.edu/newsroom/news_…

@deniseheebner It’s refreshing to have adults in charge again, isn’t it?!

[book title] Learn to Program In 24 Hours! Hour 1: class Dog Extends Animal { } Hour 2-24: You’ll now begin updating Homebrew and copy/pasting random CLI commands to fix Git permission issues. Enjoy programming.

Want to get out of that mandatory Zoom call? Just rename yourself "Reconnecting ..."

@danglingvolume This is the way

We tried. 2020 won. 🥴 Next year, we sing. #HappyHolidays #ALLCAPS Family!

Still brings chills! #wde

Time to settle this like high school boys and girls…Draw a big line down the middle of the US. Red team on one side and Blue team on the other. Meet at the line .. it will be covered in balls….grab and DODGE! Last man standing wins! Go.

3 @openshift clusters on @awscloud and @GCPcloud deployed in 3 regions on 2 continents: 1 label -> and your app is deployed -- and with @ansible updating ServiceNow and your F5 load balancers!