Chris Nakis

"The Library of Alexandria was a misuse of prime real estate" -Julius Caesar

Killing the ego was my idea.

How about a humor break today with some comedy from my childhood friend turned adulthood friend, Chris Nakis! youtu.be/jxjMk6cRgB4?si…

Non-Political Political Humor I just released my first full-length comedy special. Every click, share, comment is appreciated! youtu.be/jxjMk6cRgB4

Thanks Mike! And thanks for lending your talents!

Still undecided, so I will be voting against the last political text I receive before going into the booth.

@GabeMollica This is outstanding!

Tonight I hosted a screening of Rat Race!! With screenwriter Andy Breckman! We raised a bunch of money for the foodbank and laughed a lot. And we called director Jerry Zucker on the phone lol

THIS IS YOUR LIFE. BE BOLD. LIVE. GO OUT INTO THE WORLD AND LOSE A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES.

@GabeMollica Fantastic, although I feel an undrafted team of Telly Monster, Dr Teeth, Guy Smiley, and the YipYip Aliens could win the whole league.

Who the Muppets/Sesame Street Draft?

@GabeMollica This is exactly what I thought of when I heard the news. He was so good in this.

He won an Oscar for this. It’s comedy with so much more in there. RIP Alan Arkin

I’m complaining about the air quality like I never went to a restaurant in the 90s.

kamala harris is goated at this point lmao WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???

soap tastes nothing like it smells

@jarengeorge We need EditorGPT

We need to get better at writing before we start teaching AI to copy our work.

When you say "touché" what you're really saying is "I was wrong but I'm not dumb, look at this French word I know"

@hartenfeld The twist end is really something

The Browns are using Deshaun Watson‘s first start with the team as a smokescreen to the revelation that they are, as an organization, condoning the use of the worst mechanical pencils of all time.

you know you’re driving bad when they wanna take a look at you

"chris, you need to grow up" "hold on, let me finish tracing my hand"