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chris 武

@chris_vo

"but surely we will both freeze to death now," said the legionary. "lol," said Khârn the Betrayer, "lmao"

new england Katılım Nisan 2008
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chris 武@chris_vo·
not me mercilessly defeating a 5 y/o with his own sword
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@makarialol just eat a bunch of xanax before boarding you'll be fine no matter which way it goes
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matthew.@iAmTheWarax·
people's choice: 100 rts i pick up smoking again, 100 likes i begin eating the daily recommended servings fruits and vegetables
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chris 武@chris_vo·
@makarialol golf can be both 👀 and probably increases your chances of finding a rich husband idk
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chris 武@chris_vo·
what america really needs, both politically and morally, is a twenty year continuous engagement in the middle east with no clearly defined endgoal
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chris 武@chris_vo·
@BetMGM Your chat support is asking me to provide a screenshot for a MLB SGP promotion I opted-into LAST WEEK. I literally cannot provide a screenshot. I opted into it Monday August 21, and placed an eligible bet on August 26, and I don't have a bonus bet for insurance.
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chris 武@chris_vo·
@emrosevidal holy shit tell me about it i just had to choose between private school and a country club
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chris 武@chris_vo·
lol this country sucks
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chris 武@chris_vo·
@JenWilcz I don’t know what that is but I’m proud of you probably
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Jennifer, Esq.⚖️@JenWilcz·
6 months ago I found out that I failed the UBE in every jurisdiction. By a lot. Today I found out that I passed the UBE in every jurisdiction. By a lot.
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chris 武@chris_vo·
my boss: "hey so you're going to have two new direct reports coming from julie's team" me: "cool what's happening to julie's role" my boss: me: 🤔 my boss: 🤔
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Nathan@Humanstein·
This is me after 1 dose of Pfizer on 1/5/2021 in the hospital. I was a very healthy 45 year old who managed a surgery center. Two years later I am still having major issues twitter.com/JabariDavisNBA…
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@makarialol this is filth and i would tell you to seek god but you'd just go and find a confession booth
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satan, esq@satan_esq·
Some girl just said she wants to “punch me in my fucking face” at the sixers game :~)
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chris 武@chris_vo·
look if nobody makes payments on *checks notes* $1.77 trillion of debt and the government hasn't collapsed i don't think they actually need it paid back
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i can't believe idris elba voiced mf knuckles the echidna
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Dan, Warham Bozo@NerdnamedDan·
If we’re wishlisting for the Warhammer show, then here’s wishlist hot-take #1: If the show focuses on humans and not Space Marines, then I hope there’s a good romance subplot.
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