taffy lee fubbins

@talkwallets Lmao

what the fuck?

@Dj_Palmera Banger

Ok I’ll make a @chriscomstock edit

Whatever happened to the job “dog catcher”

if all else fails I’m going to become a dog catcher

Starting a lord of the rings Elvis cover band named Elvish Presley

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Fool me three times how dare you.

I’m sorry but if u we’re born in 1643 ur old now 😂😂😂😂

I’m sorry if anybody here was born in 1492 but that shit was hella long ago lol

@iseestarsmusic Yessssss

HIIII WORLD ‼️ ANOMALY. DRIFT. OUT NOW. 🛞🛞🛞🛞🛞🛞🛞🛞🛞🛞 Link in bio

How come none of the images or any files are loading in my text messages does anyone else have this issue

it’s crazy that Lizzie McGuire full name is Lizard McGuire

18 years ago today, a legendary game took place in Scranton, PA 🏀

@iamblackbear LMAOO

new documentary about my early years

@KayzoMusic I love that movie like mike !!!!!! 🤪🤪🤪🤪

Make * lol also am I the only one who actually enjoys cleaning the dishes ?

One of my favorite things to do outside of music is cook. Like mike everything from scratch. It’s one of the few ways I can just relax and disconnect completely

everybody says AI is so advanced but when I type in “a hamster standing trial for war crimes” it doesn’t even get it

@lexiek311 @zrmpa Sure did

@chriscomstock @zrmpa I wanna know if you venmod him

I will Venmo someone 500 bucks if they can find this specific techno/edm remix of this song You Do You Don’t - The Friday Night Boys. I don’t know who remixed it but I used to listen to it when I was a kid and I can’t find it anywhere

@zrmpa This is insane how did u find this. U made this ??????

@chriscomstock soundcloud.com/zpmxd/the-frid…

@zrmpa OMG what is ur Venmo

@KayzoMusic LMAOOOOO

Happy birthday @chriscomstock Shots on me !!!!