Chris DiStefano

@Lesliethridge @TenspeedHero @UPS Thanks, appreciate the advice. What I didn’t clearly articulate here & what’s so annoying is that UPS makes you figure it all out on your own. On the cust srvc calls I felt like I was the one helping them. They offer no detail, no instruction. It’s like a game of Mastermind.

@TenspeedHero @UPS @ups told me to wait another 8 days while they investigate. They cannot provide updates, though. I get that it’s lost but how is that something the shipper or receiver needs to manage?

@chrisdistefano @UPS It’s lost

@greenlaker You have great friends.

@cyclingreporter @antmccrossan @simongerrans @NBCSports Found it, got moved from my featured page to another section of the app. I more need coffee. Thanks.

@chrisdistefano @antmccrossan @simongerrans @NBCSports Huh. I'm watching.

@cyclingreporter @antmccrossan @simongerrans @NBCSports I have been. It’s gone...

@chrisdistefano @antmccrossan @simongerrans @NBCSports You watching the ad-free feed?

@matthewcbeaudin No matter what you do the Broncos still suck.

I am an American who grew up playing and watching football. The American kind. While I love that game, I don't want my kid playing it. Thus, we need a football team to cheer for, starting now. Who should it be? Why? Arsenal? Liverpool? Chelsea? Bayern? PSG? Help me!

@therichardsachs @Pflax1 smoothgooseneck.com/nostalgia-aint…

@Pflax1 @chrisdistefano e e flax

I watched NBC today and incredible how many little errors and illogical pronouncements Phil and Bob made. I kind of get the nostalgia for their voices and drama, but the competence is dubious.

@therichardsachs @Pflax1 Nostalgia is a form of grief.

@Pflax1 Nostalgia is a weakness.

@Nellyphant92 I never said it was.

@chrisdistefano Chrissy D how is size 38 waist so funny?!

@jasonsager @jverheul @wookieapproved @Fritesenmayo Miguel Martinez also ran flat bars that season and it was a distinct advantage.

@jverheul @wookieapproved @Fritesenmayo @chrisdistefano you’ve been validated.

@HIGH_TIMES_Mag I was born in Poughkeepsie

#Interview The Brooklyn-born comic @chrisdistefano talks success, sports, and eating an edible at an Islanders game. #chrisdistefano hightimes.com/entertainment/…

@timjohnsoncx You told us never to ride before 10am. 🤔

@realcarolbaskin @sabrinaazul88 Blazers looking better? Wow, you must be the real comedian here...

@realcarolbaskin @sabrinaazul88 I’m not lion here, I haven’t seen this show, not interested. You wanna chat about bike racing or pro basketball?

@realcarolbaskin @sabrinaazul88 You’re looking for the famous NYC comedian (not me) or the bike nerd in Portland (me)? If me, why me?

@sabrinaazul88 @realcarolbaskin Y’all got the wrong Chris DiStefano. ✌️

@realcarolbaskin @chrisdistefano 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾 MENTIROSA!!!

Working from home and @kimdistefano demands @kexp play all day. (No argument here!) Vacation, all I ever wanted... Great way to start Tuesday, @loserboy, thanks. Wait, is it Tuesday?!?

@agoatprobably Back?

@ByErikaBatista @jamesnord Sales may not be the intent here. It’s likely the CMO and/or CEO just wanted to meet him and hang out on set. Get that selfie with the champ.

@mackjawn I never respond