Chris Dowling
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🚨 Newcastle United have shown interest in signing Xavi Simons, however, he doesn't want to join them.
(Source: @BILD)
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@jasonderulo @calilo_ios Translation - “Hey look at me I’m rich”
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@bethTmufc Only list you should be adding Mount to is the injury list, get rid.
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Cunha, Mbeumo, Gyokeres would be a complete transformation.
Add Bruno, Amad, Mount, Zirkzee and even Mainoo to this as well...
The United Stand@UnitedStandMUFC
🗣️ @JacobsBen: "My understanding is that Viktor Gyokeres would be very keen on a move to Man United if they could pull that off, financially speaking." [@UnitedStandMUFC]
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“The upgrade from ‘McFred’ to ‘CaseBat’” @bethTmufc
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It’s hard to explain but it bothers me when people write these out and 1 guy has his full name for no reason..
mufcmpb@mufcMPB
This lineup to face Bayern? 🤔 Rashford Højlund Garnacho Bruno Fernandes Eriksen Casemiro Reguilón Martínez Varane Dalot Onana
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You gotta start doing this @MarcusRashford , rasmusy gets there in real time.. make the play, trust it and score the goal. Way easier than just trying to blast it past a guy literally stood in the way.. play football with your head! 🤔
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I thought it was rashford at first but that talent seems too high?
Goals Side@goalsside
What past or present Man Utd player is this?
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@utdcynical You could make an entire movie on Rashford embarrassing himself
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You could make an entire movie on Rashford embarrassing Ben White
UF@UtdFaithfuls
Insane goal if Højlund somehow managed to flick it in. Ben White must be sick of facing Rashford. 😨🤣
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@EthanTaIks Jesus Christ all them words you was using when talking about rashford man. Why do people keep forcing it with that guy, he’s really not it at all, give up.
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@markgoldbridge Anyone considered that Sancho would be a world class player at city now, Arsenal, practically any other top side that’s plays proper football as a team? It’s clear what type of player he is.. Ten Hag can’t see/use it because his talent ID is on the floor
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Anyone considered maybe Ten Hag doesn't rate Sancho? He didn't pay 75 mil for him and give him 350k a week. Why should he have to pick him? People need to grow up and let the manager manage
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This may actually be the WORST squad I’ve ever seen us have yano 🤷♂️
The United Stand@UnitedStandMUFC
🚨 #mufc travelling squad vs Arsenal: Bayindir, Onana, Vitek; Dalot, Evans, Lindelof, Maguire, Martinez, Reguilon, Wan-Bissaka; Casemiro, Eriksen, Hannibal, Fernandes, Gore; Antony, Hojlund, Garnacho, Martial, Rashford, Pellist
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@planetfaz Manchester United as a team will be MORE creative & make BETTER chances with Garnacho on the left & Rashford in the bin.
Fixed it for you pal.
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Which #MUFC front three would you like to see us start with next season…
It’s been reported Erik Ten Hag will be looking for versatility among our forward players with new signing Rasmus Hojlund expected to be an LW option as well as an ST 👀
So let us know… A,B or C? 🤔
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@Ryanlukejones Worst example of stealing a living I’ve ever seen.. how was he ever scouted to become pro never mind play for united ffs
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@Ryanlukejones Honestly the fact he’s a millionaire actually bothers me
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@chrisdowling Hahahahahah he’s such a cunt, I’ll be joining you
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