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Pasta Fazool

@chrisdowning

my tweets: https://t.co/99Q1ViKGia

Katılım Mart 2009
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Pasta Fazool
Pasta Fazool@chrisdowning·
Chairs are pretty great. You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.
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Pasta Fazool@chrisdowning·
Beer before wine, beat up a mime.
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Pasta Fazool@chrisdowning·
I didn’t go to the dentist for a decade. That helped me save a ton of money on both dentist appointments, and second dates I didn’t have to go on.
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Pasta Fazool@chrisdowning·
I don't want to say I was poor growing up, but the Adidas my mom got me had four stripes.
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Pasta Fazool@chrisdowning·
The song Under the Boardwalk is proof that exhibitionism is nothing new.
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I am living proof that any girl can marry a doctor as long as she's not too fussy about the specialty.
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Pasta Fazool@chrisdowning·
Nintendo is suing the US government over Tariffs. They’re requesting 100 gold coins and a free life.
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Pasta Fazool@chrisdowning·
I’m about to be 43. I’m young enough that people would be surprised if I died, but old enough that they’d get over it pretty quickly.
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Pasta Fazool@chrisdowning·
I knew a war with Iran was a bad idea, but I don’t want to say Ayatollah’d you.
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Pasta Fazool@chrisdowning·
Bill Gates has admitted to having two affairs while he was married. It goes to show you, even a nerd with a bad haircut can get laid.
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Pasta Fazool@chrisdowning·
Bill Gates has admitted to having two affairs while he was married. He really threw the sanctity of his marriage right out the windows.
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Pasta Fazool@chrisdowning·
And I thought Fred Durst ruined red hats.
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Pasta Fazool@chrisdowning·
They just started the pregame show for next year’s superbowl.
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Pasta Fazool@chrisdowning·
Trumpers are going to be so disappointed when they figure out that despite his name, kid rock isn’t underage.
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