Chris Elliott

@Jord_M_66 @SheppeySportsFC @ABates__ Give it a rest jord ffs

@SheppeySportsFC my Nan won't be coming out the cage until you #ANNOUNCEBATES Tick tock ⏰️ @ABates__ #Day4

This sunday my @FIFC XI vs a Matt Bourne @FavershamTownFC XI at the Aquatherm Stadium, Faversham Town FC. Please retweet and Share.

For the Folkestone fans on my twitter I’ll be having my testimonial at Faversham Town on May 19th vs a Matt Bournes Faversham 11. Sir Neil Cugley will be the gaffer for my 11 and it’ll be great to see you all there.

@M_Newman10 Il just take all the throws mate, it's all I'm good for these days!

@chriselliott92 No we sorted for forwards

@M_Newman10 Can I play upfront?

@chriselliott92 You made the squad

@M_Newman10 Not nice mate

@chriselliott92 You’re within the 10%, and you’re not short mate, just not tall lolololol

When I have a daughter I will teach her not to date short men, not cos they’re short but because 90% of them are insecure and chase female gratification in the most shameless of ways.

Wingbacks getting on here boi @friendy88

@M_Newman10 😂😂😂

A man at the pub just with one eye just served me and Jesse asked where he’d put his other eye

@DorlingJosh @433 ❤️

@433 @chriselliott92

So many players to choose from, but who has the best left foot that you've seen? 🦶 Past or present!

This is @Marcuss_Sutton

@jimmyeason1986 @CrimmenR @RyanCheek1996 @DannyKeyte @StylesyR @StrikeForce_FC @SpaceSaver_UK @LSayer8 Look after him for us baldy Lee

📝 Here we go.... Our @SpaceSaver_UK Mens First Team is delighted to announce their first new signing of the season in Tom Carter. Tom impressed in yesterday’s match having previously played at Lordswood, Sheppey & Sittingbourne. Welcome to the Force family Tom! #FeelTheForce

@RyanCheek1996 @CrimmenR @DannyKeyte @StylesyR @StrikeForce_FC @SpaceSaver_UK He plays for my Sunday team he is a joke tbf

@CrimmenR @chriselliott92 @DannyKeyte @StylesyR @StrikeForce_FC @SpaceSaver_UK TBC

@CrimmenR @RyanCheek1996 @DannyKeyte @StylesyR @StrikeForce_FC @SpaceSaver_UK He’s really fucking good though and got a wonderful mullet

@chriselliott92 @RyanCheek1996 @DannyKeyte @StylesyR @StrikeForce_FC @SpaceSaver_UK 😂😂😂😂

@CrimmenR @RyanCheek1996 @DannyKeyte @StylesyR @StrikeForce_FC @SpaceSaver_UK No comment 👀

@chriselliott92 @RyanCheek1996 @DannyKeyte @StylesyR @StrikeForce_FC @SpaceSaver_UK Who’s your money on bill?

@RyanCheek1996 @CrimmenR @DannyKeyte @StylesyR @StrikeForce_FC @SpaceSaver_UK No contest.

@CrimmenR @DannyKeyte @StylesyR @StrikeForce_FC @SpaceSaver_UK It's close to be fair