Chris Haldenby

@simonsquibb Did some app updates to make teachers lives easier. x.com/i/status/20431…

It’s Saturday. So how are you going to spend it? One weekend of work can change someone’s entire life. With AI and the resources around us. You could genuinely start a whole business or learn a new skill in just a weekend. But most won’t. They’ll scroll or watch TV. Take this weekend to learn a new skill. See how far you get by Monday. You’ll realise it really isn’t as hard as you think.

Updated the app to add a maze builder so teachers can now easily add mazes to their activities.

@Nicolinho45600 @simonsquibb Join helpbnk and get help there from people in the same position as you grinding to make it happen.

@simonsquibb I mean some guidance to make sure I don't waste 3 years running around and getting no where 😊 Thanks for responding !!

I bought this house cash. No debt. Not a flex. A lesson 👇🏻

@simonsquibb To bring fun to early years classrooms around the world.

To celebrate, I will fund one DREAM this Easter weekend! What's your DREAM?

I now officially own the trademark to the word DREAM. A new purpose-driven brand is born this Easter. 🐣 What's your Dream?

Don’t climb the corp ladder 😱 Own your own ladder! 🪜 Share if you agree 🦾

@simonsquibb Keep it up. HelpBnk has been a game changer for many and will be for many more.

I have given away £426k to help people and I get hate for it. Odd world. Needs to change. Full story 👇🏻

@simonsquibb To help teachers reduce burnout and bring the groove back to their classrooms.

I will fund a dream again today! What’s your dream? 👇🏻

Please buy this book for kids your know! It’s an amazing book! Whoever buys the most I will give you the most valuable thing I have - time! ❤️ To grab a copy or two just search “what’s your dream - the workbook”

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@simonsquibb @Cobratate I've got a great book to help people find their dream.

@Cobratate This is poor advice. 😝 Mindset can be changed and anything is possible!

You’re rich because you’re destined to be rich. You’re poor because you’re destined to be poor. You can’t stop a person from being what they are destined to be.

@simonsquibb To help teachers reduce burnout and bring the groove back to their classrooms.

I am not happy, I am driven. I prefer it. Giving £500 to someone on X end of today 👇🏻

Five reasons why @CanaryFunds should file for a $DOG ETF 🧵 1. $DOG is the most decentralized memecoin in existence. $DOG does not have a company, team, or team treasury and is a fully open source, CC0 project. $DOG holders have 100% control over $DOG's future. 2. $DOG is secured by Bitcoin, the most permanent and censorship resistant network ever created. The same 1.08 ZH/s proof of work security model that backs BTC also protects $DOG. 3. $DOG is the most fairly distributed memecoin ever. 100% of the $DOG supply was airdropped for free in a volunteer initiative with no team allocation or favoritism to whales/KOLs/VCs. $DOG is so well distributed that the top 100 holders (including CEX wallets) only control 32.7% of the supply. Because no single entity holds enough of the $DOG supply to significantly manipulate the market many consider $DOG to be "unruggable". 4. The $DOG Army is the loudest memecoin community on X. According to @cookiedotfun and X Radar, $DOG averages over 100,000 posts on X every month. 5. $DOG is built for the masses. Unlike more edgy memes that cater to a crypto-native audience, $DOG is a cute puppy that appeals broadly to retail. Additionally, because Bitcoin is the most globally recognized blockchain people feel more comfortable buying the "dog of Bitcoin" rather than the "dog of Solana" because they know what Bitcoin is but have not heard of Solana. If @CanaryFunds would like to discuss the idea of a $DOG ETF further please DM me!

@simonsquibb To make it easy for teachers to teach exactly what they want to teach and not be forced to shoehorn someone else's lesson into their class.

I will fund one dream today! What’s your dream? 👇🏻

@simonsquibb Chin up fella, just your posts and seeing your interactions with folks are a massive inspiration. Gotta look after yourself though.

Been struggling lately with stress. Always feeling like I am not helping enough people. Always feels like I am also not helping people enough and it’s overwhelming. Always someone in my DMs I cannot help It’s meant I stopped exercising to try and help more which has made the stress worse.

Absolutely blown away with how far AI animation has come in such a short time. Made this for a project I've been working on. #Aianimation #OpenArt #openartminimaxstoryweeks

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@simonsquibb Just got a trademark for EDU Groove. I believe teachers should be able to teach what they want to teach and not have to shoehorn someone else's materials into their classes. EDU Groove makes that possible.

Stop making money the excuse. Start your dream today. Little steps eg grab your business name social handle. Zero cost, little steps is key to starting!

EDU Groove is now a registered trademark, so let the fun begin. If you know any early years teachers send them my way. I would love to create them a free premium account on the app.

@Oddernod Wild. That sub is full of these type of posts as well.

Black Mirror is here.

@eyedesyn Forget learning software, make it a goal to MAKE stuff and you’ll learn the tools along the way.