chris

serving poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy

so i’ve already had two people ask me to marry them today, and i haven’t even eaten lunch yet…

“the cure” comes out this friday. it’s my favorite song on the album and one of my favorite songs I’ve ever made. couldn’t be more excited for you guys to hear it. presave up now❤️OliviaRodrigo.lnk.to/thecure

@snackyboy @hobankylie

❄️ Giveaway time! ❄️ I have an extra LIMITED EDITION shiny Route 216 Sherpa jacket that I’m giving away! Do all these to enter: ✨Must be following @snackyboy ✨Reply tagging a friend ✨Repost this post Open worldwide, ends 24th May ‘26. Good luck!

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@sai_boyyy miss the days when i was one of just 100 :(

not 12k followers in a day on this alt

@sai_boyyy becoming an absolute menace… we love to see it!

@chrishobann kinda thinking of posting pics here and even the thousands of people that have me blocked on main seeing them 😭

gonna make this account public let’s just see what happens 🤭

at first glance, i thought this was courtney act

@enanitawilliams bob deserves to stay

you have to be kidding me

@enanitawilliams should’ve been a bob/bianca double win

📊 track records update (after the snatch game) for my #DragRace all winners simulation 📊 after landing in the bottom for the very first time, willow pill becomes the 6th eliminated queen of the season new episode in a moment!

stream drop dead by olivia rodrigo

asked a guy how his weekend was going on january 23rd… he responded today

just did a half hour on the treadmill with my airpods not working… who’s braver than me tbh

@BostonStrong_34 it’s comical at this point

The Red Sox lead is gone.

lives are going to be changed

@subwaybae this is so cute

@BostonStrong_34 HE IS BACK BABY

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ROMAN SOLO BLAST!

@BostonStrong_34 you’re going to challenge a pitch just to keep your bat on your shoulders the rest of the at bat?

Cora really needs to get everybody in order with the use of those damn challenges.

having the absolute best push day at the gym right now