Chris Hooley

If da 'rona don't get me, da 'betes probably will... #QuarantineFifteen #Quarantine15 #DaRona #Rona

Literally going to vote right now for whoever got the most smear ad money thrown at them. That's my statement. No more dirty politics. If I know more about how much you hate somebody than I do about what you actually stand for, I am voting against you.

I'd bring @joeiscool602 fashoooooo - this lineup is broken it's so good. PLZ do not nerf

@SevenLionsMusic @Au5music @martyvargass OMG PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN! My two favorite sounding producers ever. My head will explode if this really happens!!

@Au5music @martyvargass Yeah man that would be rad!

@NGHTMRE My neck is still sore from banging my head so hard. Set was INSANE. Whole night was insane.

@Fluxpavilion It was electric! My neck is still store from banging my head all night!

WAKE UP AMERICA! The MEDIA is trying to BRAINWASH YOU into thinking CARGO SHORTS ARE NOT COOL!

The best thing about playing Pokemon go is that I've only been teabagged once since I started playing. #PokemonGO

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@HostGator It's been a week since I submitted a helpdesk ticket. No response despite multiple replies to keep it fresh. Terrible service.

@TheDivisionGame heads up, service is down; delta error 20000988 and Mike error for the last half hour.

@HostGator It's been 5 days since I submitted a helpdesk ticket and not a single person has even bothered to respond. Embarrassing service.

Well it's painfully obviously clear who the NFL wants to win this game. The NFL is a joke... Might as well watch pro "wrestling"

lol Seahawks. Looking forward to the Richard Sherman memes. That's what you get when you don't respect your opponents.

@kayleehooley probably because your room constantly looks like it was hit by a tornado. 🤔😜😣🌪🌪🌪

We can bridge political divides by appealing to the other side’s moral values, instead of speaking from our own moral compass.

@MicrosoftStore says: Free 30 Day Trial of Office, no credit card needed! First step required: provide credit card. #FalseAdvertising

The love of a parent to a child cannot be paid back completely, it must be paid forward.

Straight Outta Compton = one very long ad for Aftermath Records. Wasn't a terrible movie but I'm not gonna lie, I was a little disappointed.