kristoforos

Only real ones know

She brought me “stuffed shells” she must be tryna get her shell stuffed 👀

One of my coworkers brought me some food she made at home. While the gesture is very sweet there’s no way I’m eating that shit

Don’t send me “happy Veterans Day” in a work email cuz obviously neither one of us got to be off so ain’t a damn thing happy about today

@_anupa this shit took me forever

Quit calling them “water bugs” bitch you got ROACHES

Can’t believe I completed all that school just to get bullied by middle aged white women in the office

Niggas will eat literal ass but won’t try sushi

I would betray every single one of you for Anne Hathaway

Who the fuck put all those letters when spelling Mississippi? Shit childish fr

If the rapture happen today I’m beating all my coworkers up

One of my coworkers is always micromanaging me like “if I were you I would do this” and I just wanna tell her IF I WERE YOU I WOULD KMS

bald head ass gets whatever he wants eating wings kissing keke palmer what the fuck ever bro

27 and still don’t know how to defrost my windows

slimed out in Utah my nigga you had home court advantage

Told a coworker about the roaches in the office and this bitch gonna say “oh yeah they big too”

Keep seeing roaches at my job and everybody else just keeps working like they not there. I’m about to flash out

Zuckerberg decided to build a meta center in my shit hole state and now the traffic has me late to work every day. FUCK YOU @Meta

BBQ master attempts to talk about his masterpiece and it falls right off the bone 😂

We no longer #ArchingOurBack this nigga garbage