Chris Kenner

I am so sick of the internet these days. It seems everything is so political. I feel I can’t post a photo of my dog without some sort of political agenda being brought up.

@PeterSciretta People can be the worst. I never understood this kind of behavior. Sometimes I feel like the people that are making fun of other people are just upset that they can’t have fun themselves…

So weird to see so many making fun of people just enjoying their lives and having fun (while not hurting anyone).

I have not posted in a while. It’s funny to me how people view other people‘s lives. They think they’ve made the wrong decision, even though they are happy and love their lives. With that said, I love my decisions and I love my life.

@PeterSciretta Congratulations. That is awesome

Officially lost 60 pounds!!

Two people and one stroller occupy the same space as eight people in a walkway. Is this what they call new math?

@PoetWritesNovel Thank you sir. Hope you enjoy.

@DebbieLevey @Copperfield lol….

This made me laugh, hope it makes you laugh too!🤣 @Copperfield @ChrisKenner

As far as I know, a Sasquatch has never hurt anyone. Why don’t people just go up and talk to them? I bet they’re super friendly.

David @Copperfield reveals a special announcement on TODAY that has taken 30 years of work! 🌓

Is it weird to post the same thing on Twitter that you do on Threads? Asking for a friend?

I have this “good” quality... If I want to get something done, I am relentless in doing it the best I possibly can, no matter what it is… Work… Fun… Collecting something… So I also have this “bad” quality... If I want to get something done, I am relentless in doing it the best I possibly can, no matter what it is… Work… Fun… Collecting something…

It's the 4th of July. Time to watch Jaws..... Again. This movie changed my life. That is is not an exaggeration

There is nothing like being a part of something that brings people happiness. All I have to do is walk into the theatre during the show soak up the energy. Good cure for a long day.

There’s so much going on today. My normal grind… Apple keynote speech. (I will probably miss that due to my normal grind and have to watch highlights)… Stanley Cup playoff game 2. Go Knights Go. I will be there. So many activities for one day.

It’s funny that I just realized that my life is sort of just “Ground Hog Day”. I used to say that I never know what day it is. Now I realize it’s because I do the same thing over and over and over. This actually might be a good thing. I enjoy my life.

Thank you @CBSSunday for an amazing piece! Couldn’t happen without my amazing team. The wonderful art & graphics are all by @HomerLiwag who turns my scribbles into beautiful design. Thanks to @ChrisKenner & our entire team for our wonderful collaborations

When I was 20 I thought people in their 40s looked old and acted old. Now that I’m 60 I feel younger than I ever have. Life is strange…

So this creepy doll just appeared in the office at the studio today. Always something to keep me on my toes here. At least she has a comfortable tiny chair

Me and a few of my favorite people in the world. @harrisoncomedy @MikeReissWriter #funnypeople #simpsons