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@seatea E calm down 😂

@TosinOlugbenga Tomorrow is not even assured

You see all these financial takes because you are in the UK is boring already. What do you mean by “saving and investing” towards retirement to the detriment of living a good life in your youthful age. I plan well for tomorrow but I live a very good and comfortable life today, big house, latest cars every two years. Who told you will be alive to enjoy all the retirement money you are saving? 🤣🤣🤣

@AyozeAyomide Grav is shit no wonder he doesn’t get enough time with klopp

Ekitike can’t play under klopp

@pinkpnterest @IamAkinwunmii Real life no be Nollyhood

@IamAkinwunmii Awwn Pretty girl, please sit

I met a guy in a restaurant,walked up to him then asked him if he mind if I can sit and talk to him He said “yes, I mind “😭😭

@woodencash9 @ameerahsunusi Once I advice like 3 times you know hear . I go just dey observe. You want to do this . Go ahead, you want to do that go ahead. I don’t have that energy

@ameerahsunusi But they don’t be listening. It gets tiring, drowning and I throw in the towel and box on with mi lyf. But God’s own truth, I only want her

No one will give you more advice than a boyfriend who wants you to be his wife.

@ameerahsunusi @Otunba_Alao Is ok

@Otunba_Alao Y’all never dated someone that loves you and it shows

@isiakponah @masterrdinho @iphy_chidozie In a system where we have lots of innocent men in jail…

@masterrdinho @iphy_chidozie Na una good but na una dem jail pass for abroad

What makes this ‘Date cancelled’ trend funnier is the fact that these men are not making the tweets up. Women tweeted those things. The men only changed the Nouns and Pronouns. Actual humans (ladies) tweeted those things.

@heisam001 Beverly Naya

These are my top three Nollywood actresses who would absolutely slay Mallory’s role. 💯👌🏾 Beauty, Fashion, eloquence, poise and confidence 🔥🔥🔥 1. Adesua Etomi-Wellington ✨ 2. Nse Ikpe-Etim 3. Ini Dima-Okojie #BeautyInBlack

@CharityWriqes @hy_wemmy Wetin kill the vibe 😂

@hy_wemmy 😂😂😂 Nothing kills vibe faster than ‘don’t forget your card’ 😂

A friend of mine has a date tonight. She wore high heels, a silk dress with a matching tiny bag. The guy texted her to “remind” her to bring her CARD because they will be splitting the bill. She immediately changed into sneakers, jeans and a top. I’m still laughing 😂

@mercythe16th @AndyjnrUmaru Who be this one again 😂

@AndyjnrUmaru Neymar is handsome,Szoboslai is beautiful.

Szoboslai clear neymar >>>>>>>>

@Thebiglade God!

who do you talk to at your lowest??

@wine_018 @nickirich14 That’s why it is called a script.

Bridgerton made me realize if a man REALLLY wants you, He’ll move mf mountains, seas, ugly stepmothers and societal norms just to be with you. This man found a way to get his Sophie girl! 🫶🏻

@Aina_Ai2 Try gamma ai

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@seatea25 @FCBarcelona Every go just dey blur 😂

@chrislexy @FCBarcelona Where ? Lol

Going for gold. 🏆

@Atleti @RiyadhAir @seatea25 where art thou? 😂 😂

M ⚽ ⚽ ⚽ ⚽ ⚽ L A

@playwithtomide You Dey go naaaauuu

Lookman please behave yourself

For those of you who don’t know what @claudeai is, stop what you are doing and watch this video. This will get you a Job now, not even future. Yesterday I wrote a world class CV like that of @DarioAmodei using Claude on my phone