Chris Murgatroyd (it/that)

@KAHALA123Y Try tell @Tesco that!

A real Greek salad has no lettuce, none. If your Greek salad has lettuce in it you have never had a real one. The authentic version takes six minutes, uses five ingredients and tastes completely different from every Greek salad served outside Greece. Here is exactly how it is made.

Obviously @Tesco have never been to Greece 🙄

@Roughyeds Is pay on the day the same price as pre-purchased tickets please?

Supporters paying on the day with cash are advised to head to the portakabin located opposite the club shop. Please ensure you visit this location to purchase your ticket before entry. #strongertogether #rugbyleague

@DavidFl32814060 @HalifaxPanthers Remember it well David… for all the wrong reasons 😬

It’s hard to believe but 30 years ago this evening @HalifaxPanthers played London at Thrum Hall on the opening weekend of Super League.

@HalifaxPanthers Hahaha! I’ll buy the first round :) You know that was my pet peeve when listening to other PA announcers… Thanks for doing a great job.

@chrismurgy Thanks Chris, I’ll be book in for some English lessons in the Murg!

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@DavidFl32814060 Great observation David…

As we celebrate the start of celebrations for the 30th anniversary of Super League it’s perhaps ironic that the first game, Cas v Bradford, is between two teams whose grounds have barely changed in that time.

@VikingF1 @Six_Again @BatleyRLFC @CTRLFC @Winner_Lad @loinersview And a shit pie at that.

@Six_Again @BatleyRLFC @CTRLFC @Winner_Lad @loinersview Just a pie at Widnes is a fiver. No chips or anything else on those lists available!

Today's food offerings from @BatleyRLFC (left) and @CTRLFC (right)......... A sheer chasm in difference........ Pics courtesy of @Winner_Lad & @loinersview

@Nwrighty18 @HalifaxPanthers So not totally worthless.

@chrismurgy @HalifaxPanthers Practically worthless.

@Nwrighty18 @HalifaxPanthers The liquidated company has assets to dispose of which a buyer would get. Intellectual property rights is probably one of them.

@chrismurgy @HalifaxPanthers There’s nothing stopping anybody setting up a new company, why would they apply to do so to a liquidated company.

@Nwrighty18 @HalifaxPanthers No debt. That’s the point.

@HalifaxPanthers Interest in what? Taking over a liquidated company up to it’s eye balls in debt? Sure the inbox will be chock full by tomorrow 🤔

@MS2PZ Pap pap.

What vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

@Ducnghia16 Why has Freddie got a ‘tache here?

We will rock you is still played in almost every American game to this day !

@C4Countdown @Channel4 @onebiggins @ColinMurray @susie_dent @RachelRileyRR Make this joke every year but it falls on deaf ears…. 🎼It’s the Countdown Final 🎵 Da da da… da da da da da…

It's the most wonderful time of the year. Countdown Grand Final Day! Do NOT miss it! Join us today on @Channel4 at 2:10pm with @onebiggins, @ColinMurray, @susie_dent and @RachelRileyRR Countdown | Mon-Fri | 2:10pm on Channel 4 #Countdown

@PeopleOfTheInt Couldn’t she stuff any more into her mouth at once? F*in’ pig.

He totally didn’t see that coming 🤯😲😅

@secondtierpod Good eyes too.

Last minute equaliser: Oxford edition. Good limbs.

@LBC @TomSwarbrick1 A higher tax code means paying less tax! Your tax code is your annual tax-free allowance basically.

‘Brexit voters should take a higher tax code to pay for the damage.’ ‘Well, I didn’t vote Labour so I’m not going to be paying any of their taxes.’ Caller Ian has @TomSwarbrick1 cracking up… and then baffled.

Hey @Tesco why give out a phone number if there’s no one to answer and none of the options describes my issue? You’ve cocked up my prescription and I shouldn’t have to haul myself back to your store to speak to someone.

@kathfarrel34398 @StuGlendinning @LeighLeopardsRL @WiganWarriorsRL Like all the other Super League owners then?

You know what . . . I actually like Derek Beaumont. I hope @LeighLeopardsRL batter @WiganWarriorsRL tomorrow.

@DavidFl32814060 Let’s hope a week off affects @YorkRLFC the same way Dave!

You have to wonder if that bye round last week did Oldham no favours whatsoever?