chris neff

I wouldn’t worry about AI taking over the world anytime soon. I just asked ChatGPT to put my top four sexual predators of all time (listed below) on Mount Rushmore and this is what it spit out. Jeffrey Epstein P Diddy Combs Caligula Marquis De Sade

@DaveXHALE It’s over

your worst nightmare @chrisneffcomedy

@RepNancyMace Pick a fucking lane already!

Pray for President Trump.

Jeff Dye is scared of Gavin Newsom and apparently ALL women as well. Good luck in Austin carpet head.

@EarnYourUrn Unfortunately no plans at this time. I hope you are well!

@chrisneffcomedy Are you gonna reunite the duo for Down on the Docs?

@garydavidlebel I just saw this. If nobody wins tonight, I’ll be in on the next opportunity.

Source: Los Angeles Times ⁦@chrisneffcomedy⁩ , bro your on a hot streak , you win this baby grab a few tickets 😳 just imagine what you can do 🤔 share.google/oH1LRUuP4MFqTr…

@garydavidlebel They deserved to win.

⁦@chrisneffcomedy⁩ 🤷‍♂️ I gotta give it to them as much as hate the idea of a Florida team in Hockey 😑 theguardian.com/sport/2025/jun…

@garydavidlebel I just finished it. What an amazing game!

👇 yeah baby ⁦@chrisneffcomedy⁩ ✅✅ theguardian.com/sport/2025/jun…

@garydavidlebel Of course man. Sending you prayers and positive energy!

@chrisneffcomedy Yeah but we shall see , thanks for asking .. appreciate it 👊

⁦@chrisneffcomedy⁩ , I’m pulling for Edmonton.. the mere thought of Florida 🤮 theguardian.com/sport/2025/jun…

@garydavidlebel Thank you!!!

@garydavidlebel Oilers in six

⁦@chrisneffcomedy⁩ 😆 there go Chris , get your tickets…. Oilers are due ✅ theguardian.com/sport/2025/may…

@DaveXHALE @jmono1216 @pmelt @chadboozemock @CardiffElect @UncleMarty123 @chadzumock @BeDabbler I tweet about five times a year. Thanks for allowing it.

@chrisneffcomedy @jmono1216 @pmelt @chadboozemock @CardiffElect @UncleMarty123 @chadzumock @BeDabbler Yes this is a melton thread and id look gay for saying this but that's kinda hard.

Chad @chadzumock is a poor lost and jealous soul. He hates covering this shit & admits would rather do gay porn! Is rebranding but is still gonna be same thing just new name.. Why not just change it & stop covering these people, o right cause you’re talentless & no views/$ if so

@DaveXHALE @jmono1216 @pmelt @chadboozemock @CardiffElect @UncleMarty123 @chadzumock @BeDabbler MINE’S NOT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES. MINE IS FOR GENERATIONAL FUCKING WEALTH!

@chrisneffcomedy @jmono1216 @pmelt @chadboozemock @CardiffElect @UncleMarty123 @chadzumock @BeDabbler (For entertainment purposes only)

@DaveXHALE @jmono1216 @pmelt @chadboozemock @CardiffElect @UncleMarty123 @chadzumock @BeDabbler MINE IS!

@jmono1216 @chrisneffcomedy @pmelt @chadboozemock @CardiffElect @UncleMarty123 @chadzumock @BeDabbler NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE OF COURSE

@DaveXHALE @pmelt @jmono1216 @chadboozemock @CardiffElect @UncleMarty123 @chadzumock @BeDabbler Holding with a 22 dollars average. 18 on PLTR. Buy PONY and thank me later

@pmelt @jmono1216 @chadboozemock @CardiffElect @UncleMarty123 @chadzumock @BeDabbler shoulda listened to @chrisneffcomedy said no one. except me about nvidia in 2022, remember when those other guys were shorting it!!?!?! good stuff

@garydavidlebel I live for them

@chrisneffcomedy 😂 can you handle it . Are you up to it ?

The change is part of a broad shake-up at the network, including the cancellation of Joy Reid’s program. 🫵 ⁦@chrisneffcomedy⁩ , lotion ready ? search.app/VerKv6PNiakpg9…

@garydavidlebel “Blondes are nice and brunettes are fun but when it comes to getting a dirty job done, I’ll take a red headed woman…. A red headed woman. It takes a red headed woman to get a dirty job done.” - The Boss

@chrisneffcomedy 🤷‍♂️ I’m not into redheads