Chris Booker

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I have a phobia of bums, should I watch Game of Thrones?

The flight attendant is doing crowd work!!!!

Bravo @StanlyBrooks - #SNAPCHATZ Alumnus! "...spends the hour catching waves of adrenaline, and surfing down them with practiced ease...a fine comic construct." #EdFringe 2023 #Edinburgh #Review #Comedy theqr.co.uk/2023/08/03/edf…

@graysonZ80 @gabrielenguard Crash looks like a school bully convincing the dinner ladies that they’re just friends playing.

100%'d Crash Purple and learned that there is no one credited for "Quality Assurance" on the game.

I know we're all super excited about the fringe, but don't forget about club gigs. They are the reason why a lot of comics (me definitely included) can afford to do Edinburgh. If you're in York on Saturday, I'm going to be here: eventbrite.co.uk/e/dodgy-comedy…

I wrote a word down on a piece of paper, I wasn’t sure how to spell it but I thought I’d chance it anyway, when no red line appeared under the handwritten word on normal paper I thought, ‘brilliant, nailed that.’

Imagine my disappointment when I found out these were separate news stories.

@coolzonemedia @IwriteOK @HappenHerePod @PatrickEggsKing I worked with Patrick on a project a few months ago and it was the first time in ages that I’d ever been properly starstruck. He’s also a very funny guy.

New @HappenHerePod 🥚 Robert sits down with Patrick Thelwell, an anti monarchy activist who hucked several eggs at the King of England and was arrested and charged. @IwriteOK @PatrickEggsKing podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

Tomorrow @tomwriggleswort is headlining our gig at The Artful Dodger in York and there are still tickets available. eventbrite.co.uk/e/dodgy-comedy…

A terrier was whistling from a passing car. A classic example of the Doggler effect.

@WilkinsonSamuel Queen II is the best. But if they prefer Night at the Opera because the Prophet Song is the best Queen song then I can respect that.

@chrispybooker strikes again.

@Lweez_J @dunnace This has been the sunshine on my cloudy day.

@dunnace @chrispybooker your impact

I have switched to looking only at the following tab, I didn’t think it would have any effect whatsoever but it is so much better, really makes Twitter feel less like you’re shoving your head into a blender full of cutlery.

Oh no, he’s been locked out of Twitter, now who’s going to tell us how brilliant he is while liking humourless transphobic tweets?

Does anyone know of a land that uses dandruff as currency, that’d be ideal.

We should call this era of video games the ‘Merge’ era.

Someone is taking notes in an activity in my training. Shout out when you see the issue.

Looking forward to Usain Bolt coming back to running in 2055 with the help of his daughter. He will definitely be able to run as fast and will definitely not be an embarrassment to his legacy.

@DavidCallaghan I was genuinely obsessed with this tape when I was a little kid!

Okay let's talk about the most important musical achievement of the 20th Century. Let's talk about Carol Vorderman's Times Tables...🧵

We don’t have internet in our new house, so we’ve got a temporary SIM card hotspot thing with finite data on it. I just came back to find Jordan streaming a fake fireplace. I work from home, but sure, ambience is a priority