Chris Robovan

There has never been a clearer time than right now to invest in $TSLA The stock is at $355, down 29% from the all time high on 12/17/25 Things to expect in April: • FSD v14.3 > Described as “the final piece of the puzzle” • Cybercab production > Even at the start of the S curve, hundreds of Cybercabs will join the Robotaxi fleet every week • Optimus 3 unveil > The “Raptor 3” of humanoid robots • Roadster 2.0 unveil > Described as “the most mind blowing product demo ever” even if it’s not going to impact revenue meaningfully These catalysts are so close. Even if these timelines slip, it won’t be by much This will be my pinned post until $TSLA hits a new all time high I don’t expect it to take very long 6 months max

@Dude__Duderson He’s usually bashing America as a joke but it was very fun to hear him say he loved America in a genuine tone

@chrisrobovan Glad they’re enjoying it.

“America feels like not real life” - my English friend

Finally someone is solving real problems!

@Dude__Duderson Rave cave needs to be unlocked while on FSD The light strip maximum brightness is neutered while in drive but I’m not driving!

If you’re musically eclectic like me and you’re not Rave Caving and listening to “Boom boom (out go the lights)-Live by the Pat Travers band , Then what are you even doing with your life? You have all them speakers subwoofers, lights and ventilated seats… bro $TSLA #Tesla

@mikepat711 x.com/aelluswamy/sta…

I can’t wait for Robotaxi to have its Grok 4.5 moment

Grok 4.5 is a step change improvement over Grok 4.3 Not just one step... 10 steps Grok 4.5 reads my mind Exactly what I envision and describe is what comes out Most of the time even better than I could have imagined It completely dunks on anything I built with Grok 4.3

@jxrbot @CartierCartell Apparently everyone's favorite thing is driving and no one ever gets road rage at all and everyone volunteers to drive on a night out or on a road trip and no one ever tries to avoid it at all costs 🤔😑😒

@chrisrobovan @CartierCartell While moving very fast, weaving in and out in such a way that you’d get angry seeing a manual driver doing. It’s like being on a very fun ride, that gets you to your destination, but then you get off of that ride to hear people tell you about how they love driving. Lol.

Just went on another 14.3.3 Mad Max journey In half an hour of driving I witnessed 3 collision close calls happen right in front of me I didn’t even flinch because Mad Max is black magic

@DrVexis @Dude__Duderson Check my profile pic Robovan is coming

@chrisrobovan @Dude__Duderson I do wish they’d just put out a crazy F-150 crew cab sized megavan that seats 9. Americans obviously love F-150 Crew Cab sized cars and being able to hold huge amounts of people and stuff while being self driving would be dope AF and encourage big families.

Work trip with coworkers today for an event I offered to drive… FSD… you get it Coworker insisted we take the company SUV for space and comfort Let me tell you something. It may have been spacious but it sure wasn’t comfortable FSD is like riding on a flying carpet My friend showcased average driving today. It was nowhere close to perfect but I never felt unsafe. No offense to my friend’s driving, but he got MadMaxMogged today

@Cundalinis_hand So wrong dude. These were things I saw from a safe distance because FSD sees danger such as drifting and swerving Replace the vehicles that nearly got in an accident today with Teslas on FSD and there wouldn’t have been a close call at all

@chrisrobovan The thing those three incidents had in common was you

@CartierCartell It’s just a total sense of calm and security

@chrisrobovan 100% Mad Max is the closest thing to magic. Its art come to life. No anxiety on the highway watching the madness unfold around you. FSD takes it all in and reacts faster than we can, accounting for all the variables 🤖

@Dude__Duderson Oh I don’t need encouraging on that, I’ll still tell him

@chrisrobovan You'll still tell him though, right?

@NevrEnoughX I had a guy today at the event tell me “I don’t trust it and never will, no thank you” I don’t try to explain anymore, I just say “yes you will” as many times as they try to deny it

@chrisrobovan Human drivers suck

He’s ridden in my car before so he knows FSD is incredible although that was 14.2.2 about 3 months ago He thought we’d need more space for stuff in the trunk and I said it’d easily fit in my Model 3 too but that was the disagreement for today and I’m never in the mood to argue 😂

@chrisrobovan You're coworker is a sissy who's afraid of FSD. Tell em Dude said so.

@elonmusk “Built upon SpaceX’s extensive experience operating vehicles on-orbit” Translation: Some of you really thought we were betting the whole company on space-based AI without thinking about cooling? 😂

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@Matthewwa25 @SawyerMerritt You can’t win with them No matter what you do

@chrisrobovan @SawyerMerritt These idiots just hate tech. They're amish and want to live as people did thousands of years ago.

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@EveryoneSaysHi1 From our perspective, it’s the anti-Elon crowd that seems like a cult We like cool technology and most of us have investments in Tesla and SpaceX for that reason And we just can’t figure out why anyone wouldn’t support his attempt to make the future awesome

@chrisrobovan It just seems like a weird cult, working for free for Elon

If you’ve never been in a Tesla with FSD v14.3.3 in Mad Max mode You haven’t truly lived

@EveryoneSaysHi1 Responses like this only strengthen my faith in Tesla because it shows just how detached from reality you are I have 600 followers bro they wouldn’t involve me in an orchestrated marketing campaign 😂 Clearly you haven’t tried v14.3.3