Chrissy Bruzek

I just said out loud to myself, “I just had so much quinoa in the 2010s.”

“In da clerb, we all ham”

The men are not okay

Credenza is a beautiful name for a girl.

I think it sucks that deep sea creatures don’t even know who Maroon 5 is.

Playing a guy’s voice prompt on Hinge and forgetting my phone was connected to Bluetooth was my absolute worst nightmare come true today.

@Rainmaker1973 Missed opportunity to call em Ruben’s Tubens

Rubens tubes were originally used for demonstrating acoustic standing waves in physics labs. Musician Moises Alves turned them into a form of art.

@chelseathepope I love to depression co-sit in silence.

What if we rotted in bed all day on tiktok ignoring texts from our family and friends while consumed with existential dread…together??…😮‍💨🤭😘

@theashleyray I’m hate watching it. Saying his kid will turn into a pussy if he puts neosporin on his cut LOLOLOL

They say making your bed every day makes you a better person but I’ve been making my bed for a year and I’m still a twat.

This was my generation’s Zendaya + Tom Holland

@ideaslucy WHY ISNT THIS VIRAL

@itskikiandersen I will pay the entire budget of the film to see you as Cher

Always the manic pixie dream girl, never the manic pixie dream WOMAN.

Shout out to all the girlies I’ve met at parties that I genuinely wanted to be friends with but then got overwhelmed thinking about fostering an entirely new friendship. I still think about all of you.

The latest in housing development in the beautiful Sudden Valley #arresteddevelopment #bluth

@mariskreizman I’m Colin’s jeans

Venmo is a beautiful name for a girl.

@peterkz REJOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!