chrissy ✨

@MikeyTBH Happy belated!!! 🎉💕

Spa day with hour long massage today to end my birthday weekend 🥳🎂

@dearjan__ Some things don’t change sigh

i really hate that it’s not the kids that make me wanna quit my job. it’s the adults. blithering lazy fucking idiots.

@dearjan__ I am fucking dead

@MikeyTBH it’s honestly infuriating at this point

Ok imma need Dua Lipa to announce these USA dates instead of just her favorite vacation spots!!! 😭

@MikeyTBH You have less than 2 months!! Get on it! 😂

@chrissygeeeee Ughhh I need to go asap! Can’t have the first time be the movie!

Need to see Wicked on Broadway for the first time ever before the movie drops lol. Also should I bother reading the book before seeing either? My friend offered to let me borrow her copy.

@MikeyTBH Mad about a lawsuit from like 6 years ago at the time of filming… that’s what you needed to go out of your way to address? Ok Shannon…

Oh Alexis GAGGED Shannon… like does Shannon really expect us to believe she’s not the slightest bit mad that Alexis is with John Janssen now? Girl please lmfao. #RHOC

@MikeyTBH Oh without a doubt. bring on the mess!!

@chrissygeeeee Yeah and it all seems a little transparent on her part. Tbh I’m team nobody… I hope they tear each other apart! 🤭

I never liked Alexis and something tells me she’s going to be insufferable this season. I get riding for your man, but he has literally been caught being a douche on camera #RHOC

@MikeyTBH 😭 right. gonna be very hard to come back from this

@chrissygeeeee Didn’t even reintroduce herself! Just went straight to “MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN” 😭

@MikeyTBH coming out the gate on JUST the season premiere 😳

@chrissygeeeee She is FIGHTING to get that orange back omg. It’s wild to watch!

@MikeyTBH right on the money and having one is enough 😭😂

@chrissygeeeee After all that unsolicited screaming and gut spilling from her… smfh she’s really that one friend we all got that just WON’T leave their bum ass man alone!

Pregnant again as a new era is supposed to start… Offset I hate your ass so much you FLOP!!! 😭

@MikeyTBH Never gonna be a tour AND she’s carrying offset’s child 😭 thats where my fury stems from

@chrissygeeeee I’m annoyed more than anything, at least we know she CAN do an entire era while pregnant cause that’s what she did the first time, but at this point there’s never gonna be a tour! 😑

@MikeyTBH and even then the RHOSLC ladies were allowed to shun and get Monica out, who would’ve given them a STELLAR next season

The fall of the golden era of Real Housewives started when Bravo let Nene Leakes go and the fall was complete when Bravo rebooted RHONY. The only franchises that are keeping the Real Housewives afloat culturally are RHOSLC and RHOM.

@MikeyTBH I think between it all starting last season and carrying into this one coupled with the husbands taking up so much of it.. I’m just not in it anymore

@chrissygeeeee I’m actually enjoying it! Seeing them fail so spectacularly to get Teresa out of here but also make almost every scene about Teresa is hilarious for me to watch lol.

Their attempt to ice out Teresa from #RHONJ is an utter failure lmfao.

@MikeyTBH for sure. can’t wait to hear it live whenever she announces this tour 😩

@chrissygeeeee Omg falling forever gets a solid honorable mention from me, especially since it sounds the most like the singles!

Of course it did. The album is fantastic.

@MikeyTBH end of an era, Maria, and the obsession with her vocals in falling for love is unreal 😂

@chrissygeeeee I have barely listened to anything else since it dropped. What are your top 3 tracks? Mine are Anything for Love, Maria, and These Walls

@MikeyTBH for sure. reflected on it on my way to work this morning 😂 I love it

@chrissygeeeee I mean I don’t think it was an unfair first reaction, the album was not at all what we were expecting! Still, what we actually got was absolutely fantastic IMO.