Chrissy Ryan

men are annoying asf

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

babe you wanna come over and watch this 40 minute video of someone power washing an old persian rug?

nobody: my eyes in pictures

me after making a recipe I found on the internet

@ShantyyV The best moment 😭

Know when to give up and have a margarita.

@Julcia1551 I’m obsessed I love it

took almost two years to get my apartment to feel like a home 🤍

@Julcia1551 You just know me too well babe

@T_Shum Why do I think it’s so easy like I can also do it

I will try curling at least once before I die. Seems like fun

@thirdeyekyle Happy birthday Kyle ! 🎈

another trip around the sun! 24 today!

Cats in STEM.

Not my girl @Julcia1551 🤍🥵🥵

@thebandcamino See y’all there we can’t wait and made a spur of the moment trip out of it 😭

if you won tickets for the nyc show tomorrow, you will be getting venue info tomorrow. IF YOU DIDN'T GET TICKETS, THERE'S STILL HOPE talk to you in the mornin! 🍳

How is traffic real dude like just fucking go

@_livibiron21 @casewri @Casket333jorge We LOVE U BABE

Lmao this text still makes me laugh 😂

@Julcia1551 This is the energy I aspire to portray

My goal is to make all men nervous around me