christen limon

but i'm turnt up on sizz and i love you.

you know the walk up song is bad if i’m tweeting about it. i never tweet #ryangarciavstankdavis

merry christmas @JimCarrey! thanks for being the best grinch ever, 22 years later and it’s still an xmas day staple.

picking invitation fonts is not for the weak.

.@Delta needs to learn what handle with care means. thanks for ruining my suitcase

on our way to BK from JFK and our lyft driver hasn’t said a word. I LOVE NY

much love and appreciation to @NovenaCarmel & @anthonyvaladez for the beautiful tribute to the great Art Laboe on @mbeKCRW. solid requests all around, Art would love it

i’m surrounded by dogs right now and it’s amazing!!!

can a bitch get a date PLEASE

i miss @MTV cribs.

do you ever wanna just sit in your towel after a shower in front of a fan and have a good cry but you can’t bc you got shit to do? yeah, me neither

just paid $7 for a greeting card. going back to hand made ones from now on

hahaha glad to have you back! and you’d be surprised how many requests i get for Coldplay, people love them!

whenever i’m really hungry i look at food pics and videos cuz i’m into self torture like that.

we’re still making it rain tickets on @ALT987fm! if you want to see @machinegunkelly then keep hanging out cuz you’re winning tix in 10 mins :)

i’ve got one last pair of @JLHeavenFest tix for the night, you’re winning in 15 mins from @ALT987fm!

ok coming up i’ve got a $199 gas gift card from my friends at #The99 AND another pair of Just Like Heaven tix, lots of winning happening this hour on @ALT987fm plus a new song from @thisismaneskin!

i have more tix to send you to the Just Like Heaven Music Festival all night on @ALT987fm, feel free to hang out with me :)

mirror mirror on the wall i want a cold beer with chips and that is all

hi! filling in again til 3p and STILL getting you into our album release party with @theblackkeys every hour. you’re winning tix in 10 mins from @ALT987fm!

morning!! filling in til 3p on @ALT987fm and playing you nothing but music for the next 2 hours! plus i’m getting you into our album release party with the @theblackkeys every hour. you’re winning the first pair of tix in 15 mins!