Christian

Omg #seatac has the worst app based pickup

If I'm half as cool and half as hot as Stanley Tucci, consider me happy

Why does feel like your car drives better on a full take of gas?

@gage__owen You must hate me then

Didn't expect to watch this as many times as I did

Shot out to the social media & marketing girlies for making some of the best advertisements on tiktok

Say what you want to say about Katy Perry but California Gurls is, and always will be, a jam

Don't call me buddy, ever.

@MallorySeifert Jealous!

I drag my feet. Deal with it

@ashmarieromano 106 unread messages?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!??!

💅💅💅💅

Fuck, Merry, Killme

Bevvyy

@ashmarieromano Yo same

@christiangust No I def check up on you sometimes bestie. 🫶🏻

I definitely social media stalk certain random people I've met (or not) in my life. I am curious if others do the same to me?

I’m pretty sure people don’t work anymore. The mall is INSANE at 12pm on a Thursday

@kentblev Finally someone said it

airport lounge pita and hummus might be the most textbook mediocre thing on the planet

I watch tiktok and see all these people enlighten about some comment someone made... does anyone else just live life as a zombie?

Its my delusional world and you're just living in it