Christine Thomas

@littlenattyc You inspired me

@littlenattyc HARD LAUNCH

breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???

Too hungover, no work

i think all men sincerely believe they could safely land a commercial airliner in an emergency situation with only air traffic control to walk them through it

Love her

“Don’t respond to their texts they will just keep obsessively texting you” Ummmm not if you just shatter their world in one paragraph… then they just won’t want to be anywhere near you

i am once again asking why the fuck we take taxes from 15-17 year olds paychecks when they aren’t allowed to vote bc to me that sounds a little bit like taxation without representation

I will NOT freak out this evening…. No no no… I will be strong

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant

27 years old and blowing my nose w toilet paper bc i do not own a box of tissues… when my mom was my age she owned like at least five boxes of tissues and also a house

Was gonna go out but I cried all day instead, can’t go out now 🤷🏻‍♀️ too dehydrated

where are all the animals dressed in halloween costumes? present them here as if they are in a parade, proudly showing off their finery

“Slut era” I say trying not to have a mental breakdown as I send my silly little emails and drink my silly little iced coffee

@maddie_167 Don’t forget “be yourself”

I almost got attacked by a moose tonight and I don’t think my adrenaline will go down for another 24 hours

Just spoke to god, he'll DD. We can drink as much as we want