Christopher Tohill

@caitlin_mmm We don’t know how to express what we’re feeling. I generally just shut up until full brain function returns.

Guys lowkey do get casually meaner after sex

@caitlin_mmm I’m actually shocked when I come across a genuine good person nowadays.

It really feels like a lot of people aren’t even *trying* to be a good person

@1Nicdar Work smarter, not harder.

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani getting a multi-billion dollar bailout from the state and then claiming he cut the deficit to $0 is one of the most mind-blowing examples of socialist math ever.

@catturd2 He only disagreed with Trump on jailing pedophiles.

Thomas Massie won his 2024 primary by 63 points. Many polls today have him down by 2-8 points. Turns out, smugly going against MAGA for 2 years is a losing strategy. Libertardians hardest hit.

@sevdaloji Ya’ll watching too much porn.

Cinsel ilişkide, çoğu erkeğin ortalama boşalma süresi yaklaşık iki buçuk dakikadır. Ancak şaşırtıcı olan şu ki: 30 dakikaya kadar dayanmanıza yardımcı olabilecek bir yöntem var. Bunu kaydedin, ihtiyacınız olacak. İşte o yöntemler... +++

@0hour1 Which is wild, because the only thing he disagreed on with Trump was jailing pedophiles.

If Massie loses, watch the fucking epic meltdowns. It will be the funnest day ever. Don't let me down, Kentucky. You guys have the power to cause the biggest case of asshurt since Trump won.

@RichOToole And I didn’t don’t think you could start another un-winnable topic. That’s talent.

Coming in hot 🔥

@caitlin_mmm @JackJackington Yeah, the giraffes have reached out to me just in case this happens.

@JackJackington My nightmare is someone confronting me with one of my shit posts IRL

imagine becoming famous and having to explain your Twitter

@BasedMikeLee Hey retard, I didn’t mask the first time,

Not masking up again I’m not alone

@RichOToole Thai Food in Austin is an interesting choice. Can’t say I’ve done that in the 27 years living there.

Thai food in Austin for lunch. 🙏🏽🌶️

@ick_real In a heartbeat.

If the government gave you $5 million (tax free) to denounce your citizenship and leave the country, would you take the deal?

@AmandaMAtwell We know

Colt McCoy. Don't think I need to say more.

@BamaSaltyMarine They’ll be plenty of Vets on both sides.

If there is another Civil War. It will be ANTIFA, Snowflakes and BLM against country boys, hunters, bikers and ex military! That’ll be an hour we will never get back!

@EricLDaugh Trump is a pussy. He’s scared of Obama. He ain’t gonna do shit.

🚨 WOW! President Trump posted this bombshell over night: "ARREST OBAMA THE TRAITOR" Hussein is clearly implicated in an attempted COUP, a bid to sabotage Trump in 2016 DNI Tulsi Gabbard exposed it all. Hussein and his Deep Staters must face FULL ACCOUNTABILITY!

@shawzsav To keep your beautiful ass humble

If god is real then why do I get hiccups

@RichOToole The one on Enid? I thought they closed down.

Is Eddie O’s BBQ still open in Houston? I still think about this Brisket Sandwich I had 5 years ago.

@RepNancyMace Yet, you can cut everything from immigrants and still not give one fucking thing to us veterans. Quit using us for your political narrative. Neither side gives a shit about Veterans. Only to punch down on whoever fits your narrative this week.

We owe illegal immigrants nothing. We owe our veterans everything.

@greendragonhq I’m in the beef industry. Trump signed an executive order a while back allowing us to import beef without disclosing the Country of Origin. 2 of the main imports come from China and Brazil thru Houston and Long Beach. We are also importing thru NJ, but I haven’t figured COO.

Is it America first to flood the country with low quality hormone filled Argentinian beef? These cows are being sent to slaughter at HALF the age, they are pumped full of steroids and antibiotics just to have enough meat to justify slaughtering them.

@fairiehaze This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever read.

which one?

@Kristinartz They still sell it.

My Mom don't believe me... Does anyone else remember a lifesaver flavour called butter rum?