chris updates

(Emerges from 12 months of solemn meditation in ancient cave of wisdom) Marriage, is just like running a business

There’s something woke about a city..

There is something so oddly woke about hipsters!

your being hipster bro…

If you watch the webisodes….. youre a hipster #HipsterQualities

The left is hipster

The left is fucking woke lately!

Where My hipstas at!

Philip Sonicare Hoffman

The old oomfie can’t come to the phone right now. Why ?Because she ate

Donald “Hussein” Trump

Why would Charlie Kirk do that…

Oh bollocks Charlie Kirk we can see your damn bellend….. mate looks bloody knackered

Charlie Kirk looked bloody knackered at his speech today

@skammunism_ Idk man I said this shit a year ago

@christopantz what valid reasons?

there are many valid reasons to shit on James Murphy and this band but the music is simply not one of them. get your money up go to the club wtf

When ure sitting on the couch >>>>

@ohcrapohno The umpire has no chill bro ….

This umpires strike zone is on some kiki and bouba shit man

@NotJosephGarcia I’m giggling but I know I shouldn’t be….

AI is so out of pocket 😂

@PresidentToguro In da future.. Your fridge store your data

@lunch_enjoyer What company would you take over