butter crust

@markhoppus STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS

this is a plaid pantry. know what you want or get the fuck out.

@enbridgethe3rd WOMEN ARE MY FAVORITE GUY

towards the end of the machine gun basic course at SOI-W, while carrying those big ammo cans on the Mk-19 range I said, “hi! my name guy fieri and this diners, drive-ins and ogives!” and fuckin nobody laughed

2016, drinking with my squad leader in the barracks and he bet me he could put it out perfectly over my smallpox vax scar and by golly the bastard did it

explaining ‘knuck if you buck’ to my gf

@kodak5247 fucker sold em out in the gulag….SAD !

@kodak5247 i JUST watched this episode holy shit, whole raid scene out the back of that trailer was badass

what did brotha lynch hung hope to accomplish when he recorded the censored version of rest in piss

charlie murphy’s true hollywood stories might be some of the funniest shit ever aired on tv

when picking up at the LA county coroner, it’s the computer at the sign out area in the loading bay lol

new marines doc on netflix is sick. focuses on the two best jobs in the infantry and shouts out colin teem, god rest his soul

FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA, TO THE FRONT DOOR OF YOUR MOMS HOUSE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARINES.

as the 10th looms closer i can feel the belligerence in my soul rising

@MK57ORM omg fr run that check

@chrome__casket Tell em to send you a free bucket lol

HHV advertising to me using….. a picture of me lol

@xcloudbustingx “comfortably cool”

@MK57ORM heater

Our debut album is out now, give it a listen for me. Boltcutter - Still Broke open.spotify.com/album/7mnkRsRj…

good friend of mine let me know today he was WIA and followed it up by sending a pic of the guy who shot him and it was literally just a charred corpse lol

Night vision and 3 positions safeties