audrey ★

tattooed yesterday ❣️from my flash

crazy alcoholic guy across the street is flashing a strobe light at a police helicopter and yelling “get outta my airspace you fucking pigs” and i do in fact have to give it to him this time

moving to portland tomorrow btw

i’ve been waiting for beautiful large breasted summer my whole life

the pnw is basically the garden of eden

@wiingdiings yes (:

@chroniccryer wanna hang out next week and also forever??

🐀

@wiingdiings hiiii <3

@chroniccryer yummmmm HIIIII :3

@juggaletteQT oop!!

“We have Rugido at home” The Rugido at home:

i’m the wife btw

@IMayBeDumb @wiingdiings big dick too btw

@wiingdiings I’m Weston, I’m in love I make goood fucking drinks I have impeccable credit and I’m handsome ..nigga fuck you

827 credit score btw

@wiingdiings hiiii are you free for the next 70 years ?

@chroniccryer hiiiiii :3

i love my gf btw ugh

@jamefaqs throwing back some steins of mead w the boys

catch us in your local tavern throwing back far too many flagons

@thelastsane 👁️👁️

help

just asked my mom if she had any thoughts on Iggy Pop and she thought i was asking about a new prebiotic soda

The little 30 year old that could

@chaoticnotcrazy what the hell ???

finding out my 6th grade first kiss got arrested for a double murder this weekend was not on my bingo card for this year