kunmiipoppinglollipop💗🎀

@anjeebaby @planetmubashir God when me sef go drink boba tea

When you are getting close but he keeps changing positions.

Being back at your place after spending the weekend with him <<<

skinny guys scare me like lol see your rib cage… pls go and eat

@fagbemi_hamza @Sir_elmusty 😭😭😭

Her phone was always silent whenever she comes,no calls from anyone except she wants to call her friends and home. She’d even make me feel comfortable by speaking to her big sis (her big sis knows about me). With this,she felt comfortable and told me her password,of course she knew mine too She was always on Instagram “watching skits” The night she stayed over,she unfortunately slept early leaving her data connection on and when I put on my generator,I decided to help her charge her phone. The moment I picked her phone,I started seeing notifications from Instagram which were not normal IG videos notifications. I innocently just wanted to put the data off so the phone could charge well and notifications stop disturbing. You know that iPhone feature where you have to input password before you can switch off data connection or WiFi connection when you just switched off and on your phone?? Yeah,I wasn’t able to put off the data connection by simply swiping down so I tried inputting password and I realized this girl had changed her password👍 Next morning I confronted her on why she changed password and what happened last night,she couldn’t give a good reason so to prove her fake innocence,she told me her new password. She knows I don’t check her phones anyways. I gave it sometime and I decided to check her IG and the things I saw were beyond me. In short,she was dating her supposed cousin😂🤣 She told me the guy is her cousin that they stay the same area and the guy always drop her at the park if she’s going to school. She had the guy’s name on her waist beads and the day I noticed she told me it’s her name that people barely know of or call her. Apparently it was the guy’s IG username,that was when I started crossing my Ts and dotting my Is Apparently the guy is even her rich ex,they had a toxic relationship but wouldn’t stop talking to each other. At the start of the relationship,she told me she was single o,even though my relative who knows her well and happen to be her close friend told me to stay clear but I felt she just didn’t want me with her friend😂 Ashey parole dey go on for IG wey me no know😂 When I found out the whole thing and my eyes were cleared,I allowed her leave my place and it took me weeks to process everything. The wicked girl affected me that I stopped going to classes and my friends’ place,I was always indoor Thank God for Jaguar and Aliu,the heartbreak for injure me😭 This was the same girl I helped paying hostel fees and was about to buy 11 pro max for at the time😂 This girl will leave Ayetoro campus to go to Ikorodu to meet the guy and still come to me after leaving the guy’s🤣 Na once I go do HIV test to be sure I’m safe. Alhamdulillah😂😂😂 When I confronted her about the whole thing with my evidences, it was few weeks to her birthday and my delusional self was still thinking about the phone I wanted to buy for her on her birthday, I wrote paragraphs on paragraphs about everything I saw,she ended up saying “I don’t have anything to say,I’m sorry for betraying your trust” That was the last time we spoke at the time. Even though she properly came apologizing after few months when we coincidentally met at the wedding event of the relative that warned me to stay clear🤣😂 I told the relative and she laughed at me😂😂 Ikorodu girls<<< God go punnesh many of una👍😂

@notmystorybut @Sir_elmusty “ late night drives “ 😭😭😭😭sorry .

I didn’t catch her in some dramatic way… it was way dumber than that. She left her Spotify logged in on my laptop. One night I’m working, and a playlist pops up called “late night drives ❤️.” Cool, right? Except… we both don’t drive. And I definitely wasn’t with her that night. I click it. Every song is stuff I’ve never heard her play around me. Then I notice the queue updating in real time… like someone’s actively listening with her. So I text her, joking like “who you cruising with?” 
She replies, “just home, about to sleep.” Meanwhile the playlist is still updating. So I called her. Phone rings once… twice… then declines. A few seconds later the music stops. She then sends a message saying she is sharing a room with her aunt who is visiting from the village. Yeah… that told me everything I needed to know. Never thought I’d get cheated on via Spotify, but here we are.

@officialABAT @Horlattt You are not 74 but okay

My dear fellow Nigerians, Today, as I clock another year in the journey of life, I'm filled with joy and gratitude for the opportunity given me to serve this great nation. I want to take this moment to thank Nigerians for their messages, show of love and prayers on the occasion of my 74th birthday. I thank all our citizens for their patriotism, solidarity and support for our administration. To those who have taken space in newspapers or paid for air time on radio and television to wish me well, I thank you immensely. I must thank my wife, First Lady Oluremi Tinubu, for her kind and loving words. I also thank Vice President Kashim Shettima for all he said about me. Consistent with my tradition over the years to mark my birthday in line with the mood of the nation each year, I resolved to also observe this year's birthday low key. As I mark this special day, I am reminded of the challenges we've faced since we initiated our reforms. I'm glad that our sacrifices have not been in vain as we can see some glittering light at the end of the tunnel, despite the temporary setback caused by ongoing Middle East crisis. The credit for the positive outcomes we have achieved does not belong solely to me, our Renewed Hope team and to our government. We achieved the gains together. As we march towards the third anniversary of our administration, it is my deepest conviction that we shall succeed in building a brighter future for our citizens and future generations. We are determined to confront some of the challenges we face today, and with your continued support, we shall overcome. Let us continue to work together to build a stronger, prosperous and more resilient nation that will make Nigeria the pride of Africa. Thank you all, and happy 74th birthday to me! Bola Ahmed Tinubu President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

@mojicidal__ My friend swallows, though .

and they will be asking why you don’t swallow 😭😭you sef taste your sperm lemme see

Last time wey i happy na during free period for secondary school

“I’m not going for nysc.”

@bagboymuiz No vex ejeh

100k is the new 10k.

if you catch me staring at your lips when we talking, just kiss me lmao.

you never really know who just got their 🐱 eaten

“Tony Stark” “Vibranium” “Abbatoir” “Pharmaceutical socks” “Dr. Strange” “School portal” What is wrong with all of you this night?😭

@erioluwaevanx 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭omg who

No be this babes fault sha Na me want her

“autistic aboki” “tony stark” “school portal” “ugu dealer” “abattoir” “pharmaceutical socks” “footwear rehabilitation technician” “spice merchant from winterfell” una don kee me for this app mehn 😭😂😭

@momswago @BeejayyyyXO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Abi make I go outside make this thunder strike me? Maybe my spark go come back