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Someone was kind enough to leave a copy of their key on the windowsill.

What are the odds Phony Stark suspends the NORAD account for tracking Santa’s flight this year?

So looks like @Chase marketing bought some wack email lists and went blasting. 2 “customer” emails to 2 of my ghost addresses so far tonight. Reel it in, this is just desperate

@TMobile what is this at LAX and why can’t I turn it off?

24 hours later and Twitter web client still broken

The Twitter web client has been broken all afternoon. Is this the beginning?

Nowadays we do Voice-over-IP, but we used to do IP-over-Voice.

Again, so much success cleaning up Twitter. Look how much better ads and the exchange of ideas are now. This isn’t insane at all…

So what if GM and Coca Cola and others stop their ad campaigns. There’s plenty of ad money left, right? I’m sure Twitter will be fine…

@nthnmsmth Except the State of Maryland doesn’t accept Society as a valid suffix and will cause you problems with foreign incorporation. Wonder how I know…

First up, suffixes — that thing at the end of the name (the `, Inc` in Monsters, Inc.). Did you know there are many allowable suffixes? You can append `Club`, `Society`, `Association`, or (my fav) `Syndicate`. It's right there in Title 8 § 102 (a)(1) of the Delaware statute.

Hiya! I’m an engineer on @stripe @atlas. A quick deep dive on the surprisingly complex (and interesting!?) minutiae of company names. Here's a behind the scenes of how we help founders *not* know all nerdy details of the State of Delaware and the IRS... 🧵

The new Gmail layout moved the main mail panel a half inch right and added gratuitous padding to the header and I hate it. I hate it all.

It's amusing how Yankee Candles has become the Waffle House of Covid. Ooh, a waffles and syrup flavored candle... Do they make those?

How tf Uber going to charge me $10 per mile for a 5 mile trip AND put damn ads in the app? Time for a disruptor

I get imposter syndrome quite a bit and it can be hard to get past. Lately though, I've found an easier fix. I just sit back, take a deep breath, and remind myself that at least I'm not a PM on the Reddit web team. God damn that site is a trash fire for users.

The number of bots trying GET /.env HTTP/1.1 on every server that responds on 80 or 443 shows just how low the bar is for developers and how poorly they (we?) are at writing and deploying secure code.

Looking at the access logs of a server I put up last week and... Found someone using a Korean Telecom assigned IP trying to exploit my machine with a payload located on a server in the Netherlands. It obv didn't work, but man I wish I had more time to set up some fun honeypots

There's no way I'm paying $6.50 PER TACO for street tacos at your bougie brick and mortar in Los Angeles when I can get better tacos at the truck down the street. Who falls for this?

Any co that offers a product or service that uses algorithmic recommendations should also provide a single, clearly marked (and password protected) button to reset your inputs to default. This is a hill I would die on. Users need a way to break out of echo chambers.

So looks like the Amazon Prime Video UI got an update. They got sick of copying Netflix and have decided to copy HBO Max now

11 years in LA and today saw my very first rattlesnake (in California). A very well-fed snake about 4' long crossing the bike path along Ballona Creek, down towards the UCLA aquatic center.

wut mate?