Bingus dubois

Every man has two wolves inside of him and I’m the only surgeon in the tri state area willing and able to remove those wolves and teach you how to use them to make a passive income of $35,000

My house is messy and it’s not because I’m busy, it’s because I’m morally corrupt. Teehee 🤭

Watching football in a bar is great cause you can’t hear Tom Brady

Got that dog in me (afraid of loud noises)

thinking about them 🎈

Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence

@TheAlexSylvian I could make a bunch of chocolate chip cookies for $300

i could make a far better movie for a mere 49 million

got that dawg in me

I’m eating cupcakes and yelling at the ground! WE ARE NOT THE SAME!! (*I’m deeply troubled)

Man I need a cup of serious mud brother. HH

[leaning to whisper in Santa’s ear but then at regular volume] APPLES.

She is once again, posting Snoopy Rave

YESSSSS!!!

I think Americans make fun of Canadians for inventing poutine because they’re jealous of how fattening of a meal it is.

It gives me great pleasure to inform friends, family, esteemed members of the press, and my ex wife that I have once again, purchased a copy of Lonesome Dove. #iamnumber4

If you don’t love me at my best… I’ll become better. I will triple my passive income, I will nutri-max my food intake (only eat birds that mimic the sigma grindset), I will mouth tape and microsleep while driving my electric Raytheon branded rivian. I WILL TRANSCEND PERSONHOOD

How I be waking up thinking about the swagiest tweets that will probably be used as key evidence to have me institutionalized in the year 2069

Remember the boys in the boat? Well, they just got out! Feel old yet