Christine (she/her)

"...another way was, and remains, possible."

Moo deng is never dry or calm😭

TIL my spouse thinks fruit flies grow up to become house flies. This man has a PhD, y'all.

@alisonburnis @courtums @brettod "part time butt" is a succinct way to sum up my work experience on my CV...

@courtums @alisonburnis @brettod "once a week" is generous

@alisonburnis @brettod Sometimes "butt" is their whole personality. Case in point: my 9 year old cat. See also: Winston cc: @courtums

There are 2 types of people during a boil-water advisory: 1) do I have to boil water to wash my hands 2) are the splash pads open

@JennaLynAlbert Ok but I legit laughed at this tweet

"We at Writers' Trust of Canada did not ask for Ms. Molope to be removed" ?????????????? 1) an organizer was seen leading security to the stage 2) an organizer was seen speaking to security as they hurried @kagisokeo out 3) I confirmed one of the main hecklers WAS AN ORGANIZER

@courtums 💀💀💀

@feederofcats The Bittying™️ begins

he is trying to shake my arm like a police dog. when will this vicious attack end

@domenicahope Ok I would like to know more about these gag religious stickers

@pat_err @McGillQueensUP Congratulations to you and your beautiful book! 💛

@domenicahope yessssssssssss 🙋 (see you in one week!)

Save-the-date for a poetry reading in #Toronto 📅 When: Wednesday April 10, 2024 at 7 p.m. 🏢 Where: Another Story Bookshop (315 Roncesvalles Ave, Toronto) 📚 Who: Canisia Lubrin, Christine Wu and Darby Minott Bradford

Answering your phone on speaker in public is wild

@courtums Les Mis 2: Let Them Eat Chips

@alisonburnis @courtums The Two Genres: Male Authors and Female Authors

@alisonburnis @courtums RIGHT?! I want to know who looked at this pile of books and thought, "Ah, I know exactly how to best organize these..."

I just walked by a gift shop where the books are organized by gender of author and I have Feelings