claudio wasconcellos

I'm glad there isn't a pop quiz every time I claim to have read something. fw2.bdsmgalls.net/tricia

The Russian skater has a mullet. Glasnost in front, Perestroika in back. go.bdsmgalls.net/cassie

go.bdsmgalls.net/angel "Meh-eh-eh. Meh-eh-eh" - Apathetic goat.

shorturl.xaijo.com/iris Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

googl.adultgalls.com/mabel No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/hattie

shorturl.xaijo.com/sheryl Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

bitly.xaijo.com/alma Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

So after how many speeding tickets am I qualified to be an honorary race car driver? tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/jodi

i have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything! bitly.xaijo.com/roberto

Between texting, tweeting and E-mails, I haven't spoken a word in the last 3 years. bitly.xaijo.com/troy

shorturl.xaijo.com/patrice The back-to-front comb over: Where mullets are laid to rest.

bitly.xaijo.com/oNLeqrkE Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like George Washington did