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Chris Sabin was the sexiest man that'll ever work in that goddamn company

@WrestleOps @FightfulSelect Irredeemable fumble. How the fuck do you let these guys go??? I woulda locked them down for 10 years and given them every tag title we have

The Motor City Machine Guns have departed WWE. (via @FightfulSelect)

@wickedevetorres She's gonna flourish absolutely anywhere but there

They had this demon on their books and did actually nothing with her

Shall. Not. Be. Infringed. Live free or fucking die, tyrannical fuckwit.

The inexplicable, internally transphobic urge to prove I'm "one of the good ones" and deserve to live unlike the "degenerates"

Anyone else hold themselves to impossible standards like trying to force yourself to be asexual so you don't seem like yet another trans person who feels sexual attraction? Like I can either be trans or horny, but not both because that's a Fox News headline.

I've been AceMaxxing for years and feel like a monk with a vow of celibacy

always mildly surprised that the collective grief of the pandemic didn't make people kinder to each other

@rawsalerts If they're a threat to you, you definitely have the right to defend yourself by any means, but who in their right mind is shooting someone dead over something as petty as replaceable property? It kinda just seems like an excuse for psycho people to finally have an excuse to kill

🚨#BREAKING: Tennessee officials have officially passed a bill allowing the use of deadly force to protect property.

Crazy how four out of the five worst CODs are all by Treyarch and the five best CODs are all by Infinity Ward.

@DankMcTwistYT I respect the take. BO3 has a lot of things working against it for me personally, but I still love it even if it's a sort of lower mid tier multiplayer in my eyes.

Hot take: Bo3 was the weakest jetpack cod in terms of multiplayer

@IsThatMaple @DankMcTwistYT I'd say IW is like a more refined and consumer friendly BO3, but I like all of the advanced movement CODs.

@DankMcTwistYT isnt IW mp just watered down bo3 tho

Islas Malvinas / Falklands are like completely on the opposite side of the world from the UK. Never understood why they even want it, if not just for stupid macho pride and nationalism.

The Road Most Travelled - The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

Arby's is good as fuck when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you you're eating a pussy sandwich. As a matter of fact, I would be eating the FUCK out of a pussy sandwich.

if beep the meep was real me and my friends would have killed him with hammers i can tell you that much

@parkersity_9 Not McDonald's though, I'm talking Burger King or Arby's and this part isn't satire at all.

@parkersity_9 The most exercise I get is going back and forth to the fountain to refill it multiple times a meal. This is only partially satire.

Sorry but almost a litre of coke in one sitting is insane lmao

@LostGrem @old_memory A wine delivery guy! If you hide in the back of the truck and ride into the castle, you can see the delivery guy talking to the guards.

@old_memory Wait who was driving that truck at the beginning

007: Nightfire