Staten Island Chuck

7/7: DeBalsio, you coward, where the hell were you today?

6. As a sign of respect the local mayor must clean the local groundhog's quarters every year on Groundhog Day.

5. Groundhogs shall have the right to bite the local mayor. (Do you have a mayor in Punxatawny? Ha!)

4. Groundhog Union agenda, cont'd: - Strict preference for the patronage of in-state groundhogs. (@GroundhogClub: "Stay in P-A". )

3. Union agenda: - Outlaw outsourcing of weather prediction to computers , so-called "weathermen" (and women) and Chinese groundhogs

2. Time to renew my call for a Groundhog Labor Union.

1. (Yawn) What time did you say it is?

@nickgeorgianis Thank you. Love the detritus of industrial civilization. Have you shot Tottenville? A favorite haunt in a previous life….

Hi, I just woke up. So, should I bite DeBlasio later today?

@groundhogclub You don't want to miss this. Miss Ohio will be there! "Annual Groundhog Banquet tickets on sale…: groundhog.org/news/single/ar…

#Groundhoggate News of my demise was exaggerated. i was only sleeping. But someone woke me up early and i have to get ready for my big day.

@only_si_chuck Hey, impostor, are you ready for our big day?

Hey, @FafaGroundhog @groundhogphil21 @GroundhogClub Are you guys getting ready yet for our big day?

@ReelQuinn You just woke me up early.

@totallytea @GroundhogPhil 1st, I never said spring would be warm; just early . 2nd, u don't get quality service 4 a handful of kibble.

After bloomberg is gone, who should I bite? Nominations gratefully accepted.

@groundhogphil Indicted for lying. cnn.com/2013/03/22/us/…. If he had joined my #GroundhogUnion, we would have mounted a stout defence.

Say it isn't so! My best friend @samadamsthedog is no more. RIP Sam Adams The Dog.

My latest hero: Justice Milton A. Tingling Jr. of State Supreme Court in Manhattan.

...meanwhile, the only thing giving me second thoughts about endorsing Lhota is Giuliani's endorsement.