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me, seeing any reptile or amphibian: this is just like the 1972 eco-horror film Frogs starring Sam Elliott

a computer? you mean the balatro machine?

a cellphone? you mean pocket balatro?

this year, for me, was really just about throwing it back

today i looked at a customer and said “okay, we’re going to look at a picture of a weevil together” why am i allowed to be so unserious

shoutout to the homie at the @JoeyValence & @heybrae show last night that was filming the whole thing on their nintendo ds 💚 i hope to see the footage one day

how is everybody doing after that kstew rolling stones shoot? i for one will never recover

she did it again, gang

my 17 yo coworker asked me if i know who lana del rey is

truly sorry to anyone at louder than life that missed @pinkshiftmd ‘s set yesterday… still thinking abt it

@DiceEnvy not to have a papaw moment but it’s prunes

We're giving away a set of Taro Milk Tea dice! To enter, comment with your favorite purple food 🍆 Winner announced Thursday 🎉 *Open internationally; not sponsored by FB, Insta, or Twitter* #dice #rpg #dnd #diceaddict #dicecollector #giveaway

it really is just me and coke zero against the world

sobbing weeping crying throwing up rolling on the floor i miss in person dnd so much

i think one of my personal favorite things about dungeons and drag queens is being able to observe and share in the simple of joy of playing with people who are new to the game and loving it

my cat is older than some of my coworkers

big w emptying a tote underneath my bed today

BREAKING: The SKINAMARINK phone has arrived at the 2023 #MetGala

my pantone zodiac said shades of lilac/purple ONLY!!

it’s gone too far

he is so silly fr