Grigorious Brenton

@barstoolsports @StoolBaseball I got the same approach with women

Bryce Harper was very selective at the plate tonight @StoolBaseball

@ShacklesWatson morning routine is putting second skin on his knees and hands

@ShacklesWatson @SatiarShah Hire a strong legal team and see if there is a way to veto the last 14 trades and signings

@SatiarShah The only valuable trade assets we have are the three players everyone wants to keep. I literally don’t know how this roster gets dismantled. Might have to lose some trades, get cap, and commit to a tear-down rebuild. Dark days ahead no matter what path they choose. Miserable.

Did you see what you expected tonight or were you surprised?

@Apple how do I get rid of the “time to stand up” notification on my Apple Watch? It’s bad for my mental health to be seeing it so often everyday

@ShacklesWatson Post vid throat

Bill Daly just smoke 90 cigarettes?

@barstoolsports If this is real I’m gettin a divorce

Sex robots are here. It was a good run, society.

@JWatts103 Start Baker. He’s done nothing wrong but continually disappoint on the field

Deshaun Watson needs to be arrested my god

@ShacklesWatson Great point Mildish. But we know your well detailed financial positioning is because you have addictions to both ice cream and oversized hookers with gucci addictions

Thanks Christopher. Not me though. I have $450 in the chequings, 2k in the savings, and another $675 tied up in seed stock in my cousins boat detailing company. And you know that visa bill is payed DOWN 😮‍💨 (Not completely off, but down from what it was).

Jack Edwards says a team tried to create lizard skin 5-6 years ago to protect against skate cuts…. Donate your face jack #NHL #Bruins #JackEdwardasucks

@JWatts103 You be acting like a Shake… “Could I carry you on my shoulders at a festival”….

Shayne legit gaslighting early and often in Love is Blind

@Nofukstogive1 @EdmontonOilers Who said they aren’t moving him until the deadline? What other team is going to take him besides maybe the leafs or avs. Your best offer will come from the oilers

@chucklew332 @EdmontonOilers Because Fluery has a no move clause and Chicago isn't moving him until the trade deadline.

Someone tell me why the @EdmontonOilers haven’t traded a 2nd, Lavoie and Koskinen for Fluery with salary retained?

New Years resolution: only wear pants that zip off at the knees

It’s a national treasure and Royal Reserve whiskey kinda night

@JWatts103 Everyday they come into the office.. step one is get a coffee, step two is tucking it into the waist band

Those selling sunset brothers are doing this for one reason only

@ShacklesWatson @FFToday @urbanmyers bench Robinson please

@FFToday Urban Meyer benches James Robinson for the third week in a row and I dolphin dive off my apt balcony

What's your Week 14 BOLD PREDICTION?

@ShacklesWatson Jim spends more time with hair gel in his hands than the prospect report. He spends more time on the phone with pk subban than other gm’s. He’s Kyle Kuzma trash.

Evander Kane after being suspended without pay and riddled with gambling debt

@ShacklesWatson Not tagging Kane was a cowardly move though