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@behaviorgap here’s my fave but not pc version, specifically for software development in NYS

What a moment. Jimmy Carter's grandson told CBS this morning that while President Carter is excited to turn 100 soon, he is more excited to vote for Vice President Kamala Harris. Let us all make sure that Kamala Harris wins for Jimmy Carter.

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com

@UKAdrianReed I’ve never been really into Twitter, now even less so with the Muskrat in charge. LinkedIn?

BA folks: the convo has basically died here in the Twitter ghost town. LinkedIn tends to be mainstream. Where are the folks on the edges of practices discussing stuff online these days? Masterdon, Post etc seem not to be it. Or have we lost the old Twitter days completely?

@UKAdrianReed Thanks, she said sarcastically as the ear worm is now fully embedded in her ear.

Definitely worth checking out 👇

AND the vehicle is 600 miles past due for an oil change

@foxrentcar Worst experience ever. High pressure upsell that cost me double, a vehicle that had stained and torn upholstery and smelled like pot. Car sometimes wouldn’t start or shut off. $100 per day for extra day b/c flight canceled. #nobueno

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert absolutely hate this poster. So for god’s sake — don’t even think about liking it or retweeting it.

@justinbaragona Thank you. No longer following

Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams is now advising white people to "just get the fuck away" from Black people, claiming African-Americans are a "hate group." "It makes no sense to help Black Americans if you’re white. It’s over." thedailybeast.com/dilbert-cartoo…

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@tonyposnanski That’s the only kind of peanut butter I recognize

People don’t really like chunky/crunchy peanut butter, do they?

@melisscaru I've lived in the area for 50+ years and didn't realize this wonderfulness existed so close! Thank you for sharing

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@RBlooms2021 Prince. Hands down

I'm gonna start a fight. (🤭) Who was a better musician -- Prince or Michael Jackson? I have an opinion, but I'm leaving mine out.

There is zero reason why I should be depressed today but I am. Sigh. Pet pics please.

@tonyposnanski Always tots

You’re in a restaurant. You can only choose one style of potato to get. Your options are fries, mashed, wedges, tater tots, chips, or au gratin. You have no other info. But you have to make a choice. What do you choose?

In 1663, the partial fossilised skeleton of a woolly rhinoceros was discovered in Germany. This is the “Magdeburg Unicorn”, one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history.

NEW: Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand: “It is an outrage that we have 5 justices on the Supreme Court who lied — LIED — in their confirmation hearings in order to be confirmed.” This is absolutely true and every Democrat needs to say it.

@nicannrobs Girl, you are amazing regardless of how you feel about your body.

I am tapering off my anti-depressants - in a good place, feeling pretty good. But I am noticing the negative, intrusive self-thoughts about my body are back. It was a truly wonderful effect of the meds to just not have them.

@AmericanAir Please send someone to Gate D04 at Schiphol. Our flight is delayed 10 hours and we need an agent to help us