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The Chair Company (2025)

i’m sorry but it is very difficult to believe that the economy is as bad as everyone says it is when the spotify app icon has been a three-day discourse. Get a Job!

my 3 year old nephew at 6:03am:

Order your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting for?

People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me

jays fans yearn for a game without T DOT OHH! during every at-bat

This is where Addison Barger sleeps after getting two walks and an outfield assist in his debut off the IL

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

Kazuma Okamoto on just misssing his 3rd home run of the night in his last at-bat (via Yusuke Oshima): “I didn’t have my pre-game quesadilla today. I think if I’d had that, it would have been a home run." #BlueJays

we are about to get alcohol and gambling in places previously inconceivable

Had the back patio redone last week. Four guys showed up at 8:15. At 8:30 I went outside and asked if they had five minutes for a quick standup. The foreman said "a what." I said "a standup. Quick sync. Five minutes. What did you do yesterday. What are you doing today. Any blockers." He said "we just got here." I said "right so no blockers. Great. Let's reconvene at noon." He looked at his crew. His crew looked at the ground. At noon I went back outside. Asked for a status update. He said "we're on track." I said "on track relative to what baseline." He said "the plan." I said "is the plan documented somewhere." He pointed at the patio. Fair enough. My wife came outside around 2 PM. She said "have you been out here all day." I said "I've been providing board-level oversight." She said "you've been sitting in a lawn chair watching four men work." I said "that's what board-level oversight is." She went inside. They finished Thursday. One day ahead of schedule. The foreman shook my hand at the door and said "good working with you." I said "likewise. I'll send over a post-mortem." He said "please don't." Sent from my iPhone

They willingly went to a game between the Chicago White Sox and Washington Nationals on their wedding day? A thousand nations couldn’t break their bond, I wish them good health and endless prosperity for all their days

interesting…

please don’t smoke your strawberry ice vape around my baby. he does not like that flavor

I know of a jet for sale …

That people will complain about trash containerization is proof that people will complain about literally any change

Tonight the #CNTower will be lit periwinkle for World IBS Day / Ce soir, la #TourCN sera illuminée en lilas pour la Journée de sensibilisation au syndrome du côlon irritable

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)

Nothing can prepare you for the group of fans that have to avoid this foul ball

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