ciara

charlie kirk arriving in hell:

me hearing the ufo news

in one of those moods where i really need the pills they'd give to '50s housewives when they didn't feel like doing the dishes

Some days I feel like I only got two brain cells working and it’s these two mfs

girls when it’s their birthday

i'll never be a meal prep girl i much prefer the agony and the ecstasy of scrounging around for sustenance like a dog

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

Girls be like this is my comfort show and it’s Jersey Shore

Can you turn on the subwoofer I just queued up angela by the lumineers

take me to the pumpkin patch or else

The spiders in my house watching me put up spider decorations after killing their brother

“bro stop, I don’t wanna play” my dog:

i kinda like people who trauma dump idk. idc if i just met u 30 mins ago tell me why ur mom lost custody of u i’m curious

“My body is a temple” ok mine is a run down chain store they turned into a spirit Halloween

Selling 2 #whenwewereyoungfestival tickets, I’m not able to go anymore :( Would like $640 for both, but am willing to negotiate! DM me if interested