Cicero's Library

Cool game. I'll play.

Doctor: No lifting anything over 10 lbs. for 8 weeks after surgery. Him: Got it. I won't. I promise. In fact, I'll probably wait an extra week or so. Also Him: (moves a full 37 lbs. propane tank by himself 5 weeks after surgery) Me: And people wonder why I have trust issues.

Puppy Bowl Competitors Hide Under Couch During Terrifying Halftime Fireworks Display theonion.com/super-bowl-pup…

My pregaming plans for watching the Super Bowl with neighbors I *almost* like would be so much more appropriate if the Broncos were playing 💚

If you remember hearing Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car" on the radio back in the day, schedule your colonoscopy, mammogram and shingles shot.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Women's body autonomy in Texas

Someone probably should have spent more of those spare hours in school 🙄 @TheCoachRaj

@KBTXNews Looking north from Harvey community off Hwy 30 @ 6 PM

BREAKING NEWS: Early reports say the fire includes a building and tanks at Feather Crest Farms, located east of Kurten near Fickey Road. kbtx.com/2024/01/29/sev…

@BlackKnight10k Best argument for secession I've heard so far

I hope no one has told Texas that if they secede from the union, there's no way for Trump to mathematically get enough electoral college votes to win the election.

Confessing my pettiness to the void: when I discover secret texts between my hubby & a scam artist/girlfriend he met online while he's in open heart surgery and cardiac ICU, I spend my sleepless nights altering pics and contacts in his phone and replying to "her" like I'm him

Sometimes the only way you can love someone is to light a candle and hope that tiny flicker of warmth finds them on a cold, dark night

The only acceptable end to a holiday weekend #Thanksgiving2023

It's that time of year 🥧🦃🤤 #PieSeason

First real cold snap means pot roast leftovers turned into beef and barley stew #SoupSeason

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Humanity

It's the equinox and the coincidence of waxing moon and waning light appeals to my more poetic inclinations #EquinoxSunrise #WaxingQuarter

@historyinmemes Ennui

Without Googling, name something invented by the French

Me: Damn, it's so dry my trees are starting to die. Texas weather: Here's just enough rain to trigger a mosquito hatch

@jimmybuffett May we all be so fortunate to come to our end surrounded by the people and things we love #RIPJimmyBuffet

I'm sure there will be a bunch of pictures of the #BlueSuperMoon posted tonight. Here's one more.